Chat Up Lines
Every man who wants more success with women, will always ask for chat up lines. The first thing you need to know is there is no magic bullet. No line is going to make the woman immediately fall for you. She might laugh or become interested enough to talk to you, but you won’t be able to stop there. How you say the line is very important too. Some of the lines need to be delivered with feigned sincerity, curiousness, or playfulness. The delivery is what ensures that you get the right result.
Before you deliver the chat up line, there is something very important – make sure you have the girl’s attention. She needs to be looking at you, say “hey” or “excuse me” before you deliver the line. If you need to repeat it because she didn’t hear, or wasn’t listening, the result will never be as powerful.
Here are the chat up lines:
- Hey, the word for the day is legs, let’s go back to my place and spread the word
- Pardon me miss, I’m drunk, are you cute?
- Are those f*ck me eyes or f*ck you eyes?
- If I were you, I’d be all over me
- Do you have any raisins? No, then how about a date
- Is it just you or is it hot in here?
- You might be asked to leave soon, you’re making the other women look bad
- I’ve got this magic watch that tells me whether you are wearing underwear or not. Your not. Oh damn it must be an hour fast.
- Anything drugs can do I can do with my tongue
- My place. 10 O’clock. Bring a friend
Okay, I hope you enjoyed those, but here’s the best part – the most important thing is not the chat up line, it is what you follow them up with. Before you go and approach a woman, you need to have your line AND what you will follow up with. You can expect a laugh or a sceptical reaction, and you need to have something else ready. Most guys will say “so, can I buy you a drink” or engage the standard interview mode: “What’s your name? Where are you from? What do you do?” If you can be ready for their reaction, and have more to offer because you are prepared, you will stand out from all the other guys.
Used in the right way, chat up lines can be funny, and effective. Take the time to learn some of the above, and make it a mission for yourself to try them out next time you go out. Of course, I have to add the disclaimer that they are used at your own risk! |
