Lock the door… grab an ice cold beer from the fridge and slide that pot of vaseline to one side little lady.
Today you’re going to be initiated into the big leagues.
How you may ask?
Well I’m going to show you EXACTLY how to pick up a stripper, without spending thousands on dances, lavish drinks or going to the same club hundreds of times.
That’s right big boy, a REAL life smokin hot stripper!
You know, the types of women that every guy would sell their left nut to sleep with… the big smooth round booty, those perfectly perky boobies, the big red “blow job” style lips and the smell of… scrumptious filth.
Yep, you know what I’m talking about.
Can you imagine what it would be like to sleep with a stripper?
They would ride you like a demented cowboy… you wouldn’t be able to wipe that silly grin off your face for at least a week afterwards!
Well, that could be you IF you follow the exact steps I have outlined below.
After you’ve read and applied everything I’m about to reveal, you’ll be able to walk into any strip club in the world and pickup a stripper whilst your buddies just watch with pure envy.
Ok, let’s get started…
1. Don’t be “the usual” punter
Normal punters don’t get laid.
If you’re a normal punter, you’re there for one reason. To get money extracted from you in the quickest time possible.
- Never pay for a dance – The is the GOLDEN rule. If you pay for a dance, then you are just another schmuck. If you want a dance, get your friend to pay for you, but make it look like you didn’t ask him and it’s a surprise.
- Don’t splash the cash on the girl you like – Throwing your money around in a strip club is like cutting your foot and sticking it into a piranha infested lake. If you want to impress the girl you like, you shouldn’t spend money on her otherwise this just puts you in the same place as the other guys.
- Don’t ogle her – Never ogle the girl on stage, if she sees you staring she will know that you’re into her BIG TIME and that means she will come over and try to extract cash from you.
2. Understand how the club works
The dynamics of a strip club are very easy to understand.
You have the doormen who is a meathead but usually a nice guy, the DJ who spins the tracks and introduces the girls on stage, the manager who runs around looking after VIPs and gets laid like a rock star, the bar guys who also get laid lots and then the strippers.
- Look at how the manager operates – He knows everyone, he looks important and he has a lot of charisma (confidence). You need to emulate this guy on some level. Dress smart and play the part of someone high value.
- Befriend the staff – By knowing the staff you will have more social value than the other guys in the club, plus you’ll get free drinks eventually.
3. Never ask predictable questions
We all know that boring questions get you nowhere outside of the strip club with normal girls, so why would you do the same thing inside a strip club? You wouldn’t so don’t ask them.
- Pole tricks – Don’t ask them if they know any cool pole tricks, they’ve been asked this before and it wasn’t funny the first time.
- Where they’re from – Seriously, you really want to know? Stop asking lame questions like this!
- Their real name – Who cares what their real name is?! I don’t care if it’s trixxy or porche, that’s the last thing on my mind.
4. Avoid responding to her sexual wiles
Strippers are incredible at removing cash from a man’s wallet without actually taking it themselves. They do it with sexual mind tricks and they work almost every time.
- Try not to be impressed by her naked ass – If she’s the hottest girl you’ve ever seen in your life, just try and act as if you don’t care. As though her hotness doesn’t affect you in any way. Most guys will crumble but you won’t, this will make her think that her powers don’t work on you.
5. Understand her mindset
She will be thinking several things on a normal work night in the club, but one of them sure aint finding a guy she wants to sleep with.
She’s there to make cash, the sooner you understand what she’s thinking the easier it will be to pick her up. Picking up strippers is damn easy when you know how her mind works.
- They don’t like the job – Most strippers hate their job… and for good reason too. The guys are slimy and creepy and a lot don’t pay out. Plus the girls need to be seen to be happy and like they’re enjoying themselves when they’re not.
- She will meet most of her boyfriends in the club, due to unsociable hours. This means that you stand a good chance of actually picking her up. Try and relate with this topic.
6. Get to the REAL her (connect)
This is where the magic begins, you need to connect with her on a very personal level before she can start to see that you are different from the other guys.
Here’s how you can connect:
- What does she do when not in the club? Find her passion and talk to her about it.
- Questions like “well I’m sure you only do this for money, but what do you really want to be doing?” and she’ll come up with her dream. A lot of strippers want to be singers or actresses or some other type of creative job.
- If she doesn’t ask you for a dance, you are doing things right. She doesn’t see you as a punter.
- If she gets restless or worried about making cash, you can say “go and make some money and come back later” this is a great way of getting her to come back.
- When you find out something about the “real her”, that is when you show interest (not when she uses sexuality). She’ll love it and it shows difference from all the other guys.
- You need interesting answers to their stock questions, or to switch the focus back to them and remain a mystery man.
7. Getting her number
This may seem like the hardest part, but it’s actually the easiest providing you’ve done everything right up until this point.
- They won’t be allowed to just put their number in your phone, due to the policies at the club and it could look like prostitution.
- They might go and write it down and give to you – If she does this, don’t make a big deal of it, just say you’ll call her.
- A trick I use is to put on my phone’s voice recorder, ask them their number and then repeat it back into my phone without her ever touching it. Works every time!
8. Meet her away from the club
Now you’ve built rapport, connected with her and gotten the number. You need to work out a way to meet up with her outside of the club.
You can either do this on the night or you can call her at a later date, either way it fine.
- Once you find out what she does outside of the club, you’ll get an insight into when she’s free. You can ask her “so when do you usually get some down time?”.
- She’s probably lonely, lots of strippers are locals and they hate the other girls in the club. Meeting her outside won’t be super difficult, just say “I need to leave now but maybe I can chat to you outside for a minute”.
So that’s the 8 steps I use to pick up strippers. Pretty damn simple don’t you think?
Most of it comes down to having the balls to pull this kind of move off, because the majority of guys wouldn’t think about picking up a stripper… they would only dream about it.
Other tips on picking up strippers
- Get in shape – Most strippers are seriously hot, so they don’t want to sleep with a guy who’s fat. Get in shape and give them something to desire too.
- Build intense rapport – Rapport is essential when pulling strippers. Learn some basic rapport skills and then master them until it becomes second nature.
- Be insanely funny – Learn how to be more funny, it will be far easier to get her to relax and think of you as a potential partner.
So now you know how to pick up a stripper… get moving!
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