Which Pick up Lines Actually Work?
Here are some really lame pick up lines for your own amusement. After you've taken a program with us, you'll find the lines below even funnier as you'll be so much more well-equipped with some super powerful pick up lines and you'll know exactly what women want. But until that day, until you have truly great kick-arse lines in your armoury, have some fun and experiment with these...
The best pick up lines are designed to keep a woman in a conversation with you. The worst pick up line is one that gets you blown out before she even gets to see you for who you really are. Believe it or not, using bad lines actually makes it easier when approaching women because you get to experience rejection, and realise it can't hurt you. Approach women with these pick up lines, and I'd salute you for it. It takes balls to deliberately get yourself blown out. And if you can successfully pick up women with these pick up lines, then you're well on the road to becoming an mPUA!
"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."
"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. "
"Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you."
"If I pet you, would you follow me home?"
"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
"My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place."
"I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car."
"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
"There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself....."
"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic"
"I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow."
"Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!"
"I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me..."
Ok so these pick up lines will make you crash and burn. So what? Until you can approach women and experience these blow outs, you'll never live in reality, you'll never try new things, because you'll always be too afraid that your ego might get hurt from approaching women. Well guess what. Even the best pick up lines will not help you get over this. No amount of thinking about what women want is going to help you get through this. You have to get out there. You have to approach women, you have to enjoy approaching women. You have to get over it. Use wild and wacky pick up lines, laugh about it with your friends, have a great awesome time about it. But whatever you do, don't sit around thinking too much about it. Because once you're inside your own head, once your thinking too much, it's over dude.
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