Best Pick up Lines
Are there any best pick up lines? What kind of absurd paradigm would make her stay in conversation with you? What are the pick up lines that work? Are there really any pickup lines that work? We do actually have a vast stash of material here at PUATraining, and if you attend one of our programs maybe we'll share it with you (we wouldn't want to over-sarge the whole London population with our best pickup lines now would we?) Haha. No I'm kidding.
There are actually some very effective pick up lines that work... and there are many great pickup lines that don't work. It is the high risk - high reward equation. If you deliver high risk pickup lines and she stays listening, then it is definitely on. But these kind of lines need to be delivered in a playful way, where you are not in the least bit bothered about her reactions. Just for laughs, I'm going to share some of these high risk pickup lines with you. They are the best pick up lines to use for getting over approach anxiety, they are the greatest pickup lines to use for having a laugh with your friends, and they are the best pick up lines for realising her rejection can't hurt you.
When using these pickup lines, it is often a good idea to deliver them from a humorous platform. None of them are great pickup lines, they're far from the best pick up lines, but they are high risk and are good to get past approach anxiety. They make our language, which is so often just a blur of mediocrity, stand out so we can recognise that in any moment, just by being silly, we can puncture her normality. So here, in all their glory, are some pickup lines for high risk encounters. Enjoy these monkey lines and use them with caution. I've known guys to succeed with saying much worse things, if their sub-communication is strong enough:
"Can I ask you something? My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute." This could be one of the best pick up lines out there if your friend is female, and hot.
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
Ooooh.... she may like the fact that you have a solid grasp of mathematics, but thanks to the direct sexual innuendo, she might be history by the time you transition over this one. But give it try for getting over approach anxiety. Not one of our best pick up lines. This is actually one of our silliest pickup lines, but if you're silly it challenges the girl to be silly too. And that's confident.
"Who's your friend?"
This one is risky, but is good for a ten. In fact, it's one of the best pick up lines for a ten. It will shatter her belief system and any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus onto her friend. This will intrigue her, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?"
"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
One of the great pickup lines of all time. It's truly terrible. As a general rule, implying that she is a hooker will not work. Leave that for the streetwalker get-togethers and try some of the other lines instead. But again, a good one for laughs. If you're approaching it all from this frame, if you're having fun, then you've got the right idea.
Remember, if you're not getting blown out then you're not playing the game. It's the only way to truly find out what the best pick up lines are for you.
I don't really like to introduce Ancient Chinese philosophy when it comes to great pickup lines, but sometimes it's necessary. So here is the wisdom: "The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?" ~ Chuang Tzu. But maybe this is a clue into the female psyche as well. The tenuous point I'm trying to make here is maybe she doesn't always want to hear your best pick up lines, but instead she might be open to some decent conversation. Maybe she wants to hear something in the moment that is real and comes from your own recesses of honest expression.
Or, maybe she just wants you to go nuts and express yourself in the wackiest, most creative ways you can think of dudes! |
