Pick up Lines That Work
"There is immeasurably more left inside than what comes out in words." - Fyodor M Dostevsky. What a profound statement haha... and probably explains why the pick up lines that work do actually work. The best pick up lines out there, and the pick up lines that work, use this philosophy in some form or another; because no matter how good your opening statement, there is always some part of you that a woman can't totally see, can't totally get to, and this makes you more attractive as a man. Seduction is an age-old sophisticated artform, one of the few pleasures still to adhere to the traditional values of time, patience, and suspense. The more you crowd your target, the more you will repel her. There is a hidden unspoken element to seducing women, and if you can't master it then no amount of lines, routines or dating tips will help you attract women. What I'm saying is it's not always necessary to use lines from a pre-conceived archetype, sometimes you can just let reality flourish...
OK dudes, just kidding. Or am I? Haha... Sure, everyone needs a good old line every now and again, so here are some hilarious pick up lines that will not necessarily help you get laid straightaway, but will cultivate something more important in you; experiencing rejection, and getting past your fear of it.
Remember, the pick up lines that work these days are often the least expected... if you use them, you certainly have balls of fearlessness, and I will happily salute you...
"So, you're a girl huh?"
"I bet you £20 you're gonna turn me down."
"You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. "
"So I came over here to dance with you, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number, I call you and we see a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot more time together, then finally we get past the sexual tension and we develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, we decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later we get married. You really want kids, but I really want freedom. We have a kid anyway, but now I'm a bit resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much and have no time for you, you're stressed out and stop taking really good care of yourself, so I turn to an outside affair. You find out because I'm a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. So if you dance with me, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know what will happen if intimacy occurs..."
"You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming."
"Hi, will you help me find my lost squirrel?"
"Be unique and different, say yes."
"I have a cat. She would really like to meet you."
These are not supposed to be pick up lines that work. They are not date tips for men. In themselves, they will not help you to attract women. But they are so much more important than that. What they will do is help you get over your fear of rejection, and get you to understand that a woman's' rejection ain't really that bad!
So stop spending your days agonising over the pick up lines that work, and get out there. Get seducing women. Try these lines, and if you're getting blown out then you're doing something right, you're doing a lot more than the rest of the population. Once you've done that, you're ready to take one of our courses to learn how to systematically attract women in a very natural and smooth way. But until that day, keep going out, keep trying, and keep having fun! |
