The Magic Chode Crystal
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A really cool PUA that’s in a long term relationship falls victim to an unfortunate body swap. In his new body he awakens to find himself imprisoned inside a complete chode. Upon awakening, the chode immediately realises he has been swapped with a PUA with a really hot girlfriend. The chode has access to the personality of the PUA and can easily go undetected by the girlfriend. The PUA, once recovered from the shock of the situation, decides to go out with the chode’s close circle of friends. They make a chode crystal (when guys stand around in a circle facing inwards holding their beers to their chests) and then suddenly a hologram only the imprisoned PUA can see manifests in the middle of the chode crystal. It’s Ross from friends, and he says that the only way he can get his body back is if he can find a way to get his girlfriend to realise it’s not really him she is with and that there has been a body swap. He cannot tell her directly; he can use any strategies he likes provided it doesn’t involve telling her straight, which she wouldn’t believe anyway.
Strategies people! What can the PUA do in this dire situation?
Be yourself :)
If you’re a nice guy, don’t be someone else. Have standards, be non needy and know what you want. When she realises that you’re not in control of her ‘sexual power’. She will have no choice but to be hopelessly attractive you, the ‘nice guy’ who’s confident and secure.
So if and when you get into a relationship, you won’t have to ever worry about being someone else, because she was attracted to the ‘real you’ to begin with… No PU involved :)
Wow!Nice post!
The Chode has access to the PUAs personality and can go undetected. Therefore PU material is void, as the chode and PUA both know the material.
Really gets us guys to think.
That said,
Ok lets see, heres what I would do to get her to fall in love with me again!(a body swap is far fetched of course, but lets make it a REAL SCENARIO for the purpose of the post as its so so challenging)
1.Sort out the chodes wardrobe and start dressing like a PUA again, the one she fell in love with. Maybe the clothes style will spark off a memory in the girl.
2.SORT out the chodes life, his style, job prospects. The girl will be more open to a guy who has life in order!
3. Get into the girls social circle again. he obviously knows her routine as such, so go to her gym classes, dance classes etc and get into the social circle.
I think a cold approach on the street would have more chances of going wrong. If he is in a class with her, she will be more at ease to talk to a guy with his style and life in order. If an inital cold approach on the street fails, hes in trouble!
4. Once your in the social circle, invite her out with the chodes cool friends, or new friends you have made since you have been sorting the chodes life out. the key here is that it has to be a low pressure environment, so she says yes.
if you invite other cool friends, you’ll enhance your social status
5.Now she is comfortable around you again. Now you can do things that indirectly remind her of mr PUA. Dance like him, listen to the same music as him, express your interests and get her to think.
This phasee will have to continue for about a month so she gets comfort around you and that you begining to remind her more and more of mr PUA.
6. In between the time, Mr Chode will be beginning to show his true colours. He has faked for a while, but his chodenes will start to shine through.
7.It is important not to share memories, things like the first time you kissed or had sex, because she will think you are a STALKER. The key here is to keep on doing things like dancing the way mr PUA does, his expressions, the way he speakes etc until the point she says
“God, he really reminds me of my boyfriend”
8 Now here is make or break time. You can start to share secific memories that only the two of you know. Hopefully you have reminded her of mr PUA so much, she thinks you are him and because you know the first time they had sex, kissed etc, she believes you. Your actions and memories are so similar, it must be you!
9. By this point, chode has shown himself to be a chode and nt a PUA. He acts needy, gets upset, a walkover etc. She buys the story
10. Be happy you got your girl back or
11. Kick the chodes ass for stealing your woman lol hahahah
This post is completely hypothetical and fun to think about. How would you guys get the girl back, assuming Alistairs post was REAL?lol
cHEERS, Noel
But the girl will never think “omg its the PUA in another persons body” she is more likely to fall in love with you again rather than think a body swap has happened.
Very good strategy!
Men, give me some of what you are smoking, LOL, another great and imaginative post!
Yeah, cool strategy, i think i would do the same, make her fall in love with me again, but i would (supposing that this body swap is permanent) use the sticky points i still could have or the little areas that i think she might not be too happy about me (well, about her boyfriend anyway) and use it to do a boyfriend distroyer of course in a way she doesn´t think im a stalker like Noel here says, i would use the knowledge that i know of her to create extraordinary rapport, for example, if i know she have a dog named “spock” and i see her in the park a a dog is over there i would say something like, “hey, do you see that dog over there? i just got a puppy just like that, i was thinking about naming it spock, that´s a cool name for a dog don´t you think?” instant personalized rapport just from the opener!!! so using stuff like this she might think this is magical, also i would use something unique that i used before, but with a little twist, for example, if one of my skills as a PUA is magic, and i never tell how a trick is done to her, i would mke her the trick that she likes the most and then explan her how she can do it, so we are more conected and she feels like “wow, my boyfriend never shares this things with me” just a little bit of that, since otherwise all the “magic” about that would be taken out, but stuff like that, so i would take the strategy of doing everything i know she loves, create great rapport based on what i already know about her and just taking her again from evil-non me guy LOL, after all he is just a Chode, that wouldn´t be that hard, not matters if he can do part of my personality, he doesn´t have my brains.
PS. Ross from Friends??? LOL JAJAJAJA, NICE TOUCH!!! you really are creative with your examples men, im starting to love your posts LOL, take care!
POKER
Reminds me of the movie “Faceoff” with Cage and Travolta. And I agree with a lot of what Noel had to say as well. Here is what I would do:
1) Un-chode the chode. Pimp his outer game and bring it up to an acceptable level. Make his look congruent with the chode’s strengths (however few they may be).
2) Break the chode crystal cycle. Get the chode out there and involved in things other than video games tournaments. Form an attractive lifestyle that people want to be a part of.
3) Get her to notice you. Like Noel as already said, use the advantage of knowing her to your benefit. Accidentally “run into her” while your out running errands. What a coincidence running into her all the time! “Omg…stop stalking me,” you say.
4) It’s the small things that count. You know the little details that she appreciates. Let her her see you reading her favorite book. Mention her favorite musician. Talk about visiting that place she has always wanted to visit. You get her.
5) Nothing is a coincidence. You’ve gotten into her head. Mr. Chode BF doesn’t know what makes her happy, but you do. How can this be? Remember, nothing is a coincidence.
After this comfort building conversation, she will undoubtedly go back and test Mr. Chode BF about these things. She will realize something is amiss…
and then…VOILA! Your cellphone rings and her name appears on the screen.
Alistair, what would you do?
If I were standing in a chode crystal, drinking beer and Ross from friends suddenly magically appears and speaks to me- then I would give up drinking!
Heres what I would do in this scenario…
Theres no need to ‘game’ her. If you were in a long-term relationship, you won’t have been using any techniques, gimmicks etc etc. It would have all been natural.
Therefore, even though you are in someone else’s body, your mind is still the same then she will realise this so long as you manage to set up a situation where you can meet.
I would make sure not to blow it by running up to her and shouting ‘it’s me, it’s me’ obviously, but I would just let it be very natural and fun. Try and meet her when she’s out and get into conversation and become involved with her set of friends (which won’t be too hard as you know all of them already, so you’le know how to charm them).
The more she sees and interacts with you, the closer she will come to realising it is you…and then you can tell her about the whole ‘unfortunate body swap’ (and then sell your story and go on ‘This Morning’).
Good one! Like the movie (all of them actually cause there are a lot of them) except in the movie they had the same personality. I do have a fertile imagination, however I’ll not write another ‘what if’ scenario. I want to talk about the ‘hidden truth’ that’s in this post.
To use routines or not to use routines? That is the question.. Countless posts have been written about this but it still remains a question. Why should a ‘mature’ man say the same things to a woman he likes with a 15 year old kid? How is he going to convey who he is and how is he going to find out more about the woman he is trying to attract? Yes, he will get some results and take a number or a kiss close but what happens on day 2? Does he have enough routines to make it through the day or maybe he should post on a forum and ask other guys to tell him what to say? Is that being alpha? Besides, with so many TV shows, books, movies internet sites etc out there about the ‘community’ I think the answer to this question is simple..
To me, routine based game versus natural game can be addressed in the following way: ‘Reaction vs Interaction’. When you are on auto-pilot and say the same things to every woman you encounter, the only thing that is going to make a difference to YOUR game is HER reaction. Is that leading and being dominant? I don’t think so…
When I meet someone (people in general not just girls) I want to interact with them. I want to find out if we have things in common to keep the conversation going, I want to see if she’s witty, if she has a good sense of humour and to know about her while at the same time she finds out about me. It might take longer to see solid results that way but at least I’ll know that it’s because of who I am (or became cause I always want to improve in all areas) rather than someone I pretended to be. I don’t care whether she believes in spells or not so why should I ask her that? (And having to deal with a probable shit-test ‘wasn’t that in that book the game?’ on top of that?)
So, in this example, the pua-turned-chode wouldn’t have to worry about winning her back if he attracted her because of who he was. Because of the music they both liked (or one of them liked and the other one reacted to it!), because of their lifestyle choices, because of their similar tastes in food or art or whatever or even their flaws that the other person learned to accept. Because he would attract her again in no time. But if he attracted her using routines (hence the term ‘pua’) there would be no difference between him and the other guy who read the same books.
I know this comment might not be as funny as if I wrote a script but I wanted to share these thoughts with you guys. On a final note, if the pua-turned-chode attracted her using a script he could always pay Mystery, Style or whoever to come up with some new routines and a couple of good boyfriend destroyers for him to memorize and tell her to win her back!
This senario reminds me that even when i have got the girl, i still need to make sure i’m being my best self, the strong, funny, cool guy who won her affections in the first place. I know i have been guilty in the past of relaxing too much once in a relationship, getting fat, putting my life on hold, following not leading etc. V unattractive behaviour. Pick up is for life, not just saturday night!
Haha Well said ben. It is easy to relax and get back into bad habbits, thankfully we know material that helps us in relationships and having a more quality life!
I would just act as myself. I’d use game to get back into her social circle. Just by talking to her, she would recognise the personality traits and the structure of my language, and she’d think “You’re just like my boyfriend used to be”. Dressing the same way, acting the same way, trying to look the same way, and doing the same things would either convince her that ultimately, you are the guy she fell in love with (whilst her “boyfriend” had become a total loser, and had started acting weird), or else she’d start wondering if there was any historical backing behind Invasion of The Body Snatchers!