Snail of Evil
A dark snail takes it upon itself to jump high up into the air and land on top of a cloud. From the cloud the snail observes a roman gladiator being cheered by his fans. The snail is playing sonic the hedgehog on its mega drive.
The snail of evil would like to tell you the story of the slim, average looking man who stood outside the Roman Colisium talking trash about the warrios fighting in there. His trash talk was overheard by the ruler of the empire, a savage beast of a fighter himself. The ruler of the empire comes out to see the man so that he can laugh at him and send him on his way. The man is told to go home, unless he wants to actually fight with the champions of the Colisium. The man tells the ruler that he doesn’t want to fight anybody and he does wish to go home, but if the ruler does send him in to fight that he will kill them all. The ruler laughs at the man and begins to explain to him how quickly he would be brutally murdered by the gladiators and as he is halfway through his sentance he is cut off by the average looking man and told to ‘shhh’. The ruler simply cannot believe it. He cannot believe it. Really he cannot. LOL. Everyone laughs at the average man and then he tells them to ‘shhh’ also. He is benigning to smuster people off. They aren’t happy. He is even making his face look a little bit like mcolly kulkin which is really pissing them off. He gets ordered to go into the colisium and fight with the gladiators. After hours of grueling fights he manages to kill them all, including the lions. The audience cheer him and as they do he looks at them and tells them to ‘shhh’, and they do. He leaves the colisium and on his way out he barges right past the ruler and out of the door.
how is this relevant?
Your name has inspired me to write another post (irrelevant snail), I think it’s a creative response to my post. Well done! Although yes you are having difficulty decoding this post. People have gotten so good at decoding my posts that I’ve had to make things extra difficult for them.
Something like, life laughing in his face that he won´t be able to get all the girls he wants. But actually a person always can get the girl(s) he wants. All you have to do is be confident and yourself. Then you can tackle the problems that are holding you back.
Then you can shhh life and live your own life.
Or is this just a bunch of nonsense?
No Erik, not nonsense, you’ve actually read deeply into the message behind the story.
I like to think that I can write something and have people not be able to figure out the hidden messages but I think because of the volume of people reading these posts that it’s inevitable that someone is going to be able to figure them out.
I’ve been trying to raise the bar with each post but each time there is always someone intelligent enough to figure them out.
It’s good though because it pushes me.
I like these kinds of post. It’s tests my intelligence as well.
I think you are just winding us up Alistair, I understand what Erik says and can see that in the post though!
You ‘think’ I am winding you up, but you are not sure…
Is game not a lot about being able to convince? To convince the girl that sleeping with you or being with you is the right decision?
Ask yourself, how convincing are you? How convinced are you? Are you good with women? How convinced of this are you? How convinced are the women when you game them?
To be convincing it does not matter the material. It’s just a matter of whether or not you yourself are convincing.