Be Myyyy Be Myyy Biiiaaatch

Plan B

OK if that doesn’t work what you do is pretend as if you haven’t actually done anything. Make your face look completely neutral and act normal. Wait a few seconds and then say:

Listen, babe, I wanna get an opinion on something pronto yo. No I’m not on drugs, no I’m not weird/crazy/drunk. I’m just your friendly local pickup artist doing the rounds my sweet. Now you didn’t respond to my first opener so now I’m ‘stacking’ hoe. Now let me ask you something, this is real important ok, so make sure you let me ask you it, I’ve got to be quick because I’m in a hurry, here’s what it is – right now you’re being picked up by one smooth criminal, so tell me, what are you gonna do about that?

OK don’t expect the above to work, always assume the worst so that you can be prepared:

Plan C

Don’t walk away from me! Bring me back my son’s milk money, he doesn’t deserve to suffer because of your drug addiction!

Plan D

OK you run after her and walk beside her and tell her she is on TV and has won lots of money and what did she think this was, does she think this sort of shit happens in reality without it being some sort of reality TV show with Dom Jolly or Ali G! Tell her she better give you her number so you can arrange for her to get her winnings and free tickets to see Las Ketchup.

The above routine stack is proven to work. Some will deny it, some will pretend it doesn’t exist, but it’s powerful.

It’s called the Alphabet Sequence, and true masters take it all the way to X and they always get the girl, however I’m just giving you to D because it’s too potent to just give away like that.