Homo Static Man
This man is very calm and relaxed. He has a powerful immune system and heals quickly. Women are attracted to him because he puts them at ease, he would make for a good doctor or medical professional.
Sparklay Man
Fashion Ollie who you can also see writing on this blog is a ‘Sparklay Man’. A sparklay man is usually inspired by sparklers when he was a child and decides to be fashionable and have a good image. Women are attracted to him because he is trendy, current, and socially aware. Women are proud to be seen with a Sparklay Man.
Earth Master
Earth Master is characterised by his understanding of rootage. He does not move, he is like a rock, and he needs a good ol’ shove to get him going. Earth Master does not tolerate bullshit and is a master at dealing with shit tests. Women are attracted to earth man because he is stable, reliable, and because they’re like the wind through his tree – which is fun for them. Gambler is a classic example of an Earth Master.
Clobber
Clobber tells women off and makes them feel like a little girl again. He bosses them around and tells them what to do in the appropriate tone of voice. Women are attracted to clobber because he makes them feel submissive, and that’s something they enjoy but have difficulty coming to terms with. Although women want to sleep with Clobber, he often elects not to, for reasons unknown.
Punch Face
This man is the most attractive of them all. He makes you want to punch him in his face and if you’re a girl he does this all the more and makes you go nuts. Women are not attracted to Punch Face, they hate him, but that hate can be turned to love if Punch Face is willing to cry in front of them.
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i must be the homeo static man to be honest