How to pick up chicks like a pirate YAAARRR!!!

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HB Pirate Girl YAARRR!

HB Pirate Girl YAARRR!

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Happy Talk Like a Pirate DAY!!!

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8 Responses to “How to pick up chicks like a pirate YAAARRR!!!”

  1. sell my car says:

    She is looking nice in pirates attire.

  2. Kirk Lazarus says:

    Think if Pirates looked like that most sailors wouldn’t mind getting hijacked in the Gulf of Aden!!!

  3. robert says:

    i need to move out! university starts next week andf i havent got accomodation!

  4. robert says:

    i am so screwed. looking forward for some more brillant wisdom.

  5. She is looking very nice in this dress.

  6. sell my car says:

    I have seen the movie of pirates i think she should be replace from mans pirates. That would be so interesting.

  7. Hi,
    It is really nice dress………She is really nice looking in this dress.

  8. Lon Elywoman says:

    possibly it is just me nevertheless, I dont understand it. What is the moral of this story? can somebody please describe it to me. Possibly it is my bleeched hair acting up but i am a bit mystified as to the intention? thanks

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