Many men want to improve their skills with women, but the reason is usually understandably selfish. Guys, take note, however, becoming a PUA is actually the best thing you can do to safeguard the planet for our children. Here are just 8 reasons why:
-60% of male spending is based on impressing women. Whether it’s buying bottles of Cristal in the club, copping the latest Iphone, or kitting yourself out in designer clothes the thought in the back (or even front) of a guy’s mind is how women will react. PUAs pride themselves on being able to rock into the club in their $100 outfit, drink some tap water, put 10 numbers into their 2006 Motorola, and then leave with the hottest girl.
-10% of male consumption is purchases of gifts aimed to compensate for a lack of natural attractive qualities. “Can I buy you dinner?”, “how about some jewellery, or flowers?”. A guy that feels like he doesn’t have what it takes to hold on to a woman has one option – get the credit card out. Any guy can buy flowers, but the smart PUA gives the woman thousands of dollars worth of pure undiluted game.
-30% of purchases are things that distract men from their lonely single lives or their unhappy relationships. If you are buying Playstations, BluRays, and Apple products to compensate for not having a loving wife or girlfriend, you are only speeding us towards our doom. PUAs are so busy with their love lives that they can live a simple life with the minimum of possessions, knowing that their “game” is the only thing they really need.
-Want that Lamborghini or Hummer? Splurging on a gass-guzzling sports car or SUV and then driving it around and polluting the planet just so women can see you is an antiquated way to impress women. PUAs know it only attracts the wrong type of girl and are happy to take public transport or drive a hybrid.
-Corporations are the biggest polluters on the planet. The endless pursuit of growth, the drive for profits at all costs, and the 80 hour weeks put in by execs is fuelled by dissatisfaction. “Just 5 more years then I’ll be rich, buy a nice house and car and find myself a wife”, at best this guy is going to settle and then work even longer hours to avoid his wife. PUAs don’t settle, and they don’t work hard…it’s tough to motivate yourself when you already have the life you want.
-Number one reason for female consumption is based on “boredom”. Want to go shopping? How about a spa day? Women in boring relationships with guys who were so busy working hard that they forgot to develop a personality need to get satisfaction from the someplace. The beneficiary – Jimmy Choo. If you can’t be proud of your man and your relationship, you need a shoe closet, a Pomeranian, and pamperments. PUAs notice a 2/3 reduction in spending habits of the women they date.
-Air travel is growing hugely. As well as increased business travel, single men are flying around trying to “get laid”, and women are flying around trying to find a “real man”. Couples use travel to add some spice to their boring relationships. PUAs have no such worries, and travel less than the average man both when single and when in relationships. Once they have completed their pilgrimages to the spiritual homes of Pick Up – Leicester Sq, London, and the Saddle Ranch in LA, every day in their city feels like a vacation as they meet new women from all over the globe.
-Sex sells? It does if you don’t get any. Corporations the world over prey on lonely guys in their advertising. Advertisers would need to promote purely based on the merits of their products if men were “getting some”, the resulting drop in consumption would very quickly stave off global warming.
Tune in next time when I show you how Pick Up Artists would have averted the financial crisis.
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