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A dark snail takes it upon itself to jump high up into the air and land on top of a cloud. From the cloud the snail observes a roman gladiator being cheered by his fans. The snail is playing sonic the hedgehog on its mega drive.

The snail of evil would like to tell you the story of the slim, average looking man who stood outside the Roman Colisium talking trash about the warrios fighting in there. His trash talk was overheard by the ruler of the empire, a savage beast of a fighter himself. The ruler of the empire comes out to see the man so that he can laugh at him and send him on his way. The man is told to go home, unless he wants to actually fight with the champions of the Colisium. The man tells the ruler that he doesn’t want to fight anybody and he does wish to go home, but if the ruler does send him in to fight that he will kill them all. The ruler laughs at the man and begins to explain to him how quickly he would be brutally murdered by the gladiators and as he is halfway through his sentance he is cut off by the average looking man and told to ’shhh’. The ruler simply cannot believe it. He cannot believe it. Really he cannot. LOL. Everyone laughs at the average man and then he tells them to ’shhh’ also. He is benigning to smuster people off. They aren’t happy. He is even making his face look a little bit like mcolly kulkin which is really pissing them off. He gets ordered to go into the colisium and fight with the gladiators. After hours of grueling fights he manages to kill them all, including the lions. The audience cheer him and as they do he looks at them and tells them to ’shhh’, and they do. He leaves the colisium and on his way out he barges right past the ruler and out of the door.

A prisoner on death row has been escorted by the government to a room in the basement of a Chinese takeaway. The prisoner is sat down in front of a table, on the top of which, Ross, from friends, has just placed a suspicious looking drinking cup of a visuably questionable manner on top of. The executionist  fills the cup up to the brim with a strawberry and mango innocent fruit smoothie. The prisoner is instructed to drink it all down whilst full well knowing that he will be asked to keep drinking until he dies from medical overflowage of the lungs. However, Barrack Obama intervenes at the last minute when there is but one cup left before the medical overflowage has entered the critical compartment. Obama shakes hands with Ross from friends and they exchange looks which imply past buddieship aboard spacecraft. Obama has been watching ‘The Secret’. The executioner, seeing this, demands to know what the hell is going on.  It turns out that someone in the room has mutant powers…

If you know within yourself that you were not amoged, is that enough? Or do you need others to know it too? If you were in David D’s situation, what would you do?

The PUA arrives in the body of a politician and he must seduce Ann Widdicomb…

Strategies people!!! What should the PUA do in this dire situation? Remember that he must climax in order to leap, it’s not like how the old Quantum Leap used to be. Will seducing women he isn’t attracted to damage his psychology? What are the pros and cons of his new job? Should he use NLP on himself to make him attracted to them? Or should he seduce them in his natural state of mind and bare it? Did he make the right decision in accepting the job from Ross?

Listen up all you ‘pickup artists’, we are now gonna play a fun little game we can call ’sarcastic romantic terminology’. The aim of the game is to come up with the most anti-romantic pickup terms and use your creativity to come up with a romantic alternative. Remember that the alternative romantic term still refers to the same thing it’s just a sarcastically romantic way of referring to it.

Let’s see who can come up with the most creative romantic alternative terminologies! Feel free to use the new terminologies to be extra stealthy and never be suspected as ‘pickup artists’ but as ‘romantics’ lol!!! Not that a PUA can’t be romantic of course : )

Here are some to get you started:

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Strategies people! What can the PUA do in this dire situation?

Two identical twin sisters, both are in love with the same guy, they have vastly differing personalities. The guy is attracted to both of them as they are physically very beautiful. He falls in love with one of them because of her personality and gets along well with the other one. After a strong 5 year relationship together, a tragic accident takes her life away. After a long bereavement process he finds that the memory is dying and that only the sight of the identical twin sister brings her back. She can even ‘do her personality’, so to speak, and sometimes when they are reminiscing and doing impressions of her favourite catch phrases he finds himself falling in love with the illusion and the joy that it brings him. The identical twin is and always has been deeply in love with him and while wouldn’t initiate him romantically, he knows she wouldn’t resist if he initiated her. Would she grow bitter knowing why she was able to have him in the end and would she begin to resent him due to the nature of his love?

How would the passed away twin feel about this?

Is she a lesser tigress exploiting the wounded tiger or is she a romantic top tigress? Should he take the risk like she did?

Idea taken from top science fiction writer Orson Scott Card.

I have mentioned in a previous post that women need to feel safe to be at their best. The bitch in them is a survival mechanism and a looming city will switch it on automatically. Combine that with the pedestal of ratio and you’ve got twice the bitch. Looming cities are created by men, not women. A looming city is a masculine creation. Like I’ve said before, as a collective we create our situation with the women. The world is changing. Pickup is a worldwide phenomenon and it will only continue to grow as more and more people realise that it’s what we are here for. The world has been accomodating for business, war and domination and now it’s gonna have to make room for dating and relationships on an epic scale. Kiss goodbye to a lot of the conflict that is going on once this gets fully realised.