The 5 Best Adult Dating Sites: The Lazy Man’s Guide To Getting Laid Quickly

Here’s a rundown of the top 5 adult dating sites as of 2013.

But before we get into that… answer this question honestly:

Are you lazy with women?

I mean REEEAALLLYY lazy? Like the kind of lazy that stops you from actually getting laid…

If you said yes, then you’re the type of guy that would greatly benefit from an adult site. You can quite honestly sit at home in your underwear… slobbing out, whilst you’re lining up another “casual sex” encounter with a stunning girl.

Don’t believe me?

Well it’s true!

You’ve more than likely heard the rumours about these free dating sites and thought to yourself… “Na, it’s probably full of guys and sluts”.

…You couldn’t be further from the truth.

The reason why most men who sign up to an adult dating site don’t get laid is because they do the following:

  • Get intrigued and sign up
  • Use the free trial to look around for a hottie
  • Send a frack load of messages to as many cute girls as possible
  • Get angry after 5 minutes because no one replied
  • Cancel the account in a rage of anger and bash adult dating sites for being a waste of time

Sound familiar?

Yep I thought so.

Let me tell you something… you can get more p**sy on some of the best adult dating sites in one week than you could get by cold approaching 100 women in the street.

It comes down to 2 things:

1. Choosing from one of the top adult dating sites, to see which is right for you.
2. Understanding how to pick up women on these types of dating sites.

I’m going to show you both right now.

Top 5 adult dating sites in 2013

We’ve signed up to around 20 or so sites, tested and refined… until we found our top 5. Here’s they are…

1. Just Hookup (5/5)

Our number one choice for many reasons. It’s easy to use, great search feature and a lot of beautiful REAL girls on there. Great customer service also. We’ve written an in-depth Just Hookup Review also.

Best one of the bunch, you’ll get some very hot girls on here.

2. Erotic Love (4/5)

Tons and tons of girls on this one, over 30,000,000 in fact! Search features are pretty cool, messaging is OK, but you can have a lot of fun here if you like naughtier girls.

Takes a bit of getting used to, but a great site when you get going.

3. Xpress (4/5)

Much smaller user base but still worth checking out, the live webcam feature is great so you can get a little saucy with girls using this.

A smaller site, but can find some gems on here.

4. Fling (4/5)

Another HUGE site with millions of members. One of the first of it’s kind and still extremely popular. You get an older age range here, but still some top quality women.

Some sexy girls on this one, a little older but not by much.

5. Social Sex (3/5)

One of the newest sites to hit the market, but not looking that much different to the other dating sites out there. It’s OK, some of the girls seem fake to be honest but there are a lot of normal looking girls to choose from. Great search features and photo upload options though.

New but not great.

The lazy man’s guide to online adult dating

  • Pay for a subscription – The free sites are full of scammers, time wasters and crazy folk, so don’t waste your time with them. Always opt for the pay only sites, these mean you will only get serious women, who are looking for a casual encounter.
  • Use clear up to date photos – Most of the adult dating sites these days allow you to upload normal photos, explicit photos and videos. So it’s in your best interest to upload all 3 types. Be serious and don’t just show your funny bits and no face, women don’t like that.
  • Be original – In your bio, add something about you that is original and interesting. Yes there are women that just want sex, but they still want to know their “doing” it with a guy they are attracted to both physically and mentally.
  • Don’t spam women – Never email groups of women with desperate one liners like “hey baby, you’re cute… whatsup? x”. This will never work, you need to give them a compliment and then take it away by being playful with a cheeky dig, this will intrigue them. Once you grab their attention you should start building some rapport.
  • Don’t be too aggressive – Being playful and flirty is sexy, don’t ever be too aggressive or you’re going to scare women off. Save that for the bedroom dude!

Questions about adult dating sites

Here are some common questions about adult dating:

My friend told me these online dating sites are for freaks and weirdos, is that true?

No. Your friend has probably heard that from another friend. Do yourself a big favour and try one of them out, make your own opinion based on facts… not from something a “friend” said to you. Obviously there are going to be some strange folk on these types of sites, but on the paid adult sites, it’s seriously such a small percentage that it’s not even worth worrying about. Listen, if adult sites are good enough for MP’s in Parliament then they are good enough for you!

What’s the difference between adult dating sites and normal dating sites?

Adult dating sites are geared towards “casual sex” or “one night stands” as opposed to the normal kind which just focus on relationships and finding a soul mate. The casual kind are becoming very popular for a reason… because they WORK! You might want to even pick girls up on Facebook if you’re into the “normal” dating side of things.

Are the girls real? Or are they just hookers?

On the free sites, most of the girls will be hookers… on the paid sites, a very small minority will be. Almost all the girls on there are real and are there for the same reasons as you are. There will naturally be more men than women, but the guys are usually clueless as to how to hookup with a woman on there, so it’s easy pickings for you.

Why do you have to pay?

Because it’s a professional service that requires high quality customer service. You get what you pay for in this world, if you want a decent product then you need to pay good money for it.

So there you have it, our best adult dating sites for 2013.

Comments

  1. Thanks, useful list

  2. Biggest Pimp says:

    Haha! It Works! I’m so freakin happy right now, I can’t believe I’m actually getting laid, by really cute ass as well :) My friend sent me this top ten list because he know how much I suck with women (I’m like SERIOUSLY bad). He said I should use this as my last option before handing in my cock because it wasn’t being used anymore.

    Anyway, I signed up to all 5 on this list just to see what each one had to offer and I’m actually surprised to see that Social Sex got the worst rating out of them all, I’m having the most success with that! It’s been 10 days, I’ve slept with 3 girls and I’m talking to another 2 girls right now, trying to setup a meeting date.

    Here’s a tip guys: Follow everything this page says and use the adult dating guide, it wil bring you more tail that you can shake your manhood at! Piece!

    -Biggest Pimp

  3. Daniel Hutchins says:

    I made the mistake of signing up for Adult Friend Finder before searching for the best adult sites and coming across this post. Boy oh boy what a waste of time that was… full of old men, creepy guys and zero girls.

    I signed up for Just Hookup and Fling because I liked the look of them, ended up with a subscription to Fling and have already managed to bed 2 girls in the first week. Real girls I might had, not crazy ones or hookers, real girls who just wanna get laid as much as guys.

    If you live in London I’d use Fling, it’s got a ton of girls in the London area.

  4. Jamie Lieche says:

    Don’t bother with using anything but Just Hookup. I tried the others and although I had a couple of “encounters” with some chicks, I had the most success with JH. I tried their 3 day trial and loved it, so decided to sign up for a monthly subscription. Why did I love it? Simple, I managed to meet a Brazilian beauty the very first day I signed up and a latvian chick who turned out to be an absolute freak in the sack.

    Guys for real, if you want the best then sign up for a Just Hookup account now, you won’t regret it. I sure as hell didn’t and that was a few months back now… and 12 girls in my bed :)

  5. Alan Mitchell says:

    No fucking way! I remember signing up for one of these things a few years back and canceled the account within the first 5 minutes of being on their because it was full of guys, but because of your recommendations, I’m now using both Fling and Just Hookup. Having amazing success! Already had 4 different women in just under 2 weeks, with very little effort on my part (maybe 20 minutes on the phone, most of the work is done through the killer profile I created).

    It’s funny because most guys don’t bother creating a good profile, if you look at some of them, you’ll see that they are terrible… which is why they never get laid on these sites. Thanks guys! Oh, one more thing, are you going to test out OK Cupid? I’ve heard it’s up there as being one of the best from a friend of mine.

  6. Lewis Francois says:

    I’m currently seeing the best results with XXX Match. Been with the gold membership on there for like 2 weeks now and hooked up with 1 broad in my area (Midtown New York). She was a little stunner, which is why I decided to stay on as a member. VERY HAPPY :)

    Can you guys do a review on BeNaughty.com? Been meaning to try this out, but haven’t found the time.

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