My In-Depth Fleshlight Review And 5 Reasons Why You Absolutely Need To Get One

Today I’m going to be giving you my in-depth “no-holds-barred” Fleshlight review without any fluff or bullshit… just pure facts.

Girl showing the Fleshlight.

I started using a fleshlight over a year ago after hearing about it on the Joe Rogan podcast. At first I didn’t take any notice, but after hearing Joe mention it on every episode it slowly sank in and I decided to do a little research on it.

I ended up reading a bunch of reviews, watching a few naughty vids and eventually just decided to bite the bullet and buy one.

Ever since the day it came through the post… I’ve never had such a luxurious monkey spanking :)

Before we get into the ins and outs (especially the ins) of the Fleshlight, I firstly want to talk about why I think EVERY single guy out there should own one (yes I’m dead serious about that).

5 reasons why you need to buy a fleshlight (pronto!)

1. It’s the closest thing to a REAL pussy

So for years women have been known to use dildos, but it’s always been frowned upon for men to use fake vaginas (male sex toys).

However over recent years the silicone vagina itself has skyrocketed in sales… that goes for every other type of silicone sex toy on the market including the Fleshlight.

Why do you think that is? Because it’s literally the closest thing there is to a “real vagina”. For shizzle, no question. Forget your best friend Mr handy, you won’t go back once you feel the texture of silicone on your cock.

2. You never get bored with it

You would think that after one use, you would just put it in the cupboard and forget about it. WRONG! This little tube of joy will be in and out of your draw almost every night, I guarantee it.

With just a couple of pumps, using a water based lube you’ll wonder why you spent all these years without one.

And if you ever did get bored with it, the range they have is ridiculous. Not only can you buy multiple silicone sleeves that have all different kinds of textures, you can also buy a mouth, butt or vagina to smash things up a bit.

They even have a Fleshlight V-Stroker which is the latest fandangled technological advance in men’s masterbation. It basically hooks up with your PC to sync up the movements with the vagina, based on what’s happening on screen… can you believe that?!!

3. It’s discreet

This is how the whole vagina in a cup came about. Fleshlight started as a discreet male masterbation toy. Meaning it looks like a flashlight, they also have them in fake beer cans too so you can leave it out on the side and no-one will be able to tell what a little perv you are ;)

4. Very affordable

When I first started researching these things I thought I would have had to pay a decent amount for it, like at least $200. Nope, you can pick one up for just $60! Crazy cheap yo.

Beats taking a chick out and spending a few hundred on a meal, then getting to the end of the night and she kisses you goodbye.

5. Helps with your stamina

Suffer from Premature Ejaculation? No problems. The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit is the ultimate stamina trainer. Once you use this badboy, you’ll be able to last as long as a pornstar when you get inside a real vagina.

It’s aim is to train your sensory nerve endings in your penis so that you’re “used” to the warm sensation of a pussy, thus training the mind to last alot longer while you’re pounding away.

Quick and dirty review (5 out of 5)

5 stars

I would highly recommend a Fleshlight sex toy to any guy who wants to explore an area of masterbating that only women have been able to experience for many years.

Not only is it easy to clean, all I need to do is pop in some lube and start going at it. The feeling is absolutely amazing and I seriously have no idea how I could masterbate without one now, you just have to try it.

In a nutshell, I love it. It’s badass!

My in-depth fleshlight review… the nitty gritty

You can build your own if you like.

After finally taking the leap and buying the damn thing, it arrived on y doorstep (in a plain brown box) like 3 days later, which was awesome.

So it’s Friday night… I’ve been working my nuts off at work all week and I thought “fuck it, I’m going to grab a beer and smash the shit out of this thing.

I’m not gonna lie, I was really excited when I opened it up. The box has the Flashlight looking case (mine was silver), the silicone sleeve (I chose the Wonder Waves), some trial lube and cleaning powder which I bought as an extra.

I washed it under warm water, dried it off and placed it in the sleeve. Cracked open the new bottle of lube (water based)… got my favourite porn ready (Asa Akira all oiled up) and went hell for leather.

5 minutes… no 4 minutes later… BAM!

It was THAT GOOD.

Too good in fact, I went for round 2 after cleaning it out.

It was everything every review had described. The closest thing to a real pussy, just an amazing feeling.

I can’t recommend this thing enough, you just have to try it for yourself.

Pros (What’s awesome)

  • Feels outstanding (soft, tingly, warm and intense)
  • You can adjust the suction which will tighten up the pussy or loosen it up
  • Fairly easy to clean, just turn it inside out and wash it out with warm water
  • Always there waiting for you… no drama :)

Cons (What sucks)

  • Slightly annoying to clean after many uses
  • Lasts for about 100 uses, then you need to replace it
  • The silicone can actually rip inside if you pound it too hard
  • You need to use a lot of lube

How to clean your fleshlight

So apparently the better you take care of it, the longer it will last. So here’s a quick rundown of how you should be cleaning your Fleshlight straight after blowing your load.

Step 1: Reverse it inside out
Step 2: Wash the inside under warm water
Step 3: Pat dry with some kitchen towel
Step 4: Sprinkle some renewing powder over the inside and top. Rub it in lightly with your fingers, shake off any excess.
Step 5: Spray antibacterial fleshwash onto the inside and top, to prevent any germs from growing/spreading

Common questions about this fake v-jay jay

I’m sure you’ve got a ton of questions, so I’ve decided to list the most common which actually include some I had myself before buying one.

1. How long does it last?

About 100 uses, but it can last longer depending on how often you use it and how well you clean it (see cleaning instructions above).

2. What does it smell like?

Smells a little funny, like a musky dense smell. But that’s just the silicone, the fleshwash keeps it smelling really nice/

3. Is it easy to clean?

Pretty much yes. Take about 5 minutes in total.

4. What does it feel like?

Feels incredible! Warm, squishy, silky goodness… each sleeve will feel slightly different too.

5. Am I sad for using one?

Hell no. If you’re sad, then so are the millions of women that use dildos. It’s perfectly fine to use a fake vagina. It’s an upgrade from your hands :)

Final thoughts on the Fleshlight

So that’s my honest Fleshlight review… not much else to say other than you NEED to get one bro, it’s a vital masturbation tool to have these days.

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