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Cute Pick Up Lines


If you want a girl to say "Awwww, how sweet" when you approach her or blush from excitement, then a cute line is all you need.


Their purpose is to make you seem warm, friendly and non-threatening.

Make sure you say them as if you're trying to make them feel special. (get the sick bucket ready).


If you leave with a "thank you" and a smile, you did good.

Illustration of a cute fox

What's in this Guide

Chapter 5

What are Cute Pick up Lines?


A cute pick up line is not meant to be flirty, sexual or make a girl laugh. They are simply used to make them smile.

The idea behind them is to be on the verge of cringe, but also sweet.

Her reaction should be one of slight embarrassment, but also give her a fuzzy tingling feeling too.

It's a genuine compliment, wrapped up in a chat up line.

They should be used when you're in a good mood and want to start speaking to women, but don't exactly know what to say.

450 Cute Pick up Lines

Here they are, the ultimate list of cute pick up lines, that will start any conversation off on the right track. They will be instantly taken a back and then truly humbled by your compliment.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Hey, baby, you're so beautiful you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

[As she is leaving] Hey, aren't you forgetting something? [What?] Me!

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You should be someone's wife.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You’re my favourite weakness.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'

Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

You're so cute, it's distracting.

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.

I might be ugly, but I’ll treat you, right!

Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Even if you had 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

You be the Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelt backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey? Huh... No, why?] Because I need your name and number.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parent's Greek Gods? Cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell.

Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

I know somebody who likes you, but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

Is your name Dunkin? Because I doughnut want to spend another day without you.

Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well, then, please start.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

You look so familiar... didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you, and I can't get up.

You look like a cold glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children and conquer the earth!

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been so Rosey.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? [hold up a mirror].

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot!

Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I was so content with my life, and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

You must be an essential textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

Do you know your ABC's? Because I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

I know where they give out free drinks... it’s a place called “My House”!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.

I was wondering if you had a spare heart? Mine seems to have been stolen.

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

How was heaven when you left it?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

You know, Dr Phil says I'm afraid of commitment... want to help prove him wrong?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so beautiful I must be dreaming.

This time next year, let’s be laughing together.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I can't think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

I can't believe I've been here the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "goodbye".

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

If you were a flower, you'd be a damnnn-delion

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.

Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You can’t be my first, but you can be my last.

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.

Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.

I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Do you live in a cornfield, cause I'm stalking you.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

I want to be your teardrop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Where do you hide your wings?

Your body is 60% water, and I'm thirsty.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Are you Mexican? Because you're my Juan and only!

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best, a man can get.

Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

When God made you, he was showing off.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

If you were a steak, you would be well done.

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

It's a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

How is your fever? [Erm, what fever?] Oh... you just look really hot to me.

If you could put a price tag on beauty, you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Are you a time traveller? Cause I see you in my future!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

Spoon me like your favourite ice cream!

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some sweet buns!

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

If I had to rate you out of 10, I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!

Give her 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and say "I will stop loving you when all the roses die."

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

Roses are red, and violets are blue; there’s nothing in the world prettier than you.

As she’s leaving… Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? [Her: What?] Me!

I may not be good at dancing, but I can tangle with you all night long.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Hi, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Are your parent's bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you tonight?

I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

You dropped something! [What?] Your smile.

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten, I see!

You wanna know what's beautiful? Reread the first word.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, let's pick it up later tonight.

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Babe! You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

Is your name "broom"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the naturally beautiful things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Is your dad a preacher? Cause girl, you’re a blessing.

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine?

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I have had a terrible day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die."

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

You are so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.

Roses are red violets are blue. I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.

Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

When I first saw you, I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I must be in a museum because you indeed are a work of art.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I need some answers to my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

I could use some spare change, and you're a dime.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.hing

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I don’t really believe in love at first sight until I saw you.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Some people say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them has ever been in your arms.

Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You're hotter than doughnut grease.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're sooooo fine.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Baby, you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

[Holds out hand] Hey, I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?

I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

Want to know what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favourite.

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T.

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

Is your father, Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all-day.

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

I just had to come to talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

I should call you Google because you have everything I’m looking for.

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot, and so are you.

Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.

You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.

You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

If I were a stoplight, I would turn red every time you passed by me just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

For a moment, I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful, it’s blinding me.

Here's a line in action:


Imagine for a second that it's the weekend and you're taking the bus to see some friends, as you look out the window, you see a girl get on the bus.

As luck would have it, she sits next to you.

Wow, you think to yourself. She's gorgeous.

Without missing a beat you say:

"You’re so cute, it’s distracting me from thinking about whether or not I should ask for your number"

She smiles, blushes and looks away all embarrassed.

The line worked.

It made a great first impression.

Now all you need to do is ask for her number or continue the conversation.

Ideally, you'd use something called a "timed delay" which is where you say "I need to get off the next stop, but I'd love to take you out for a drink sometime".

What this does is place some pressure on her. If she doesn't give you her number, she might not ever see you again, because you're getting off so soon.

Conclusion: What to do Next

These lines aren't designed to get you laid, so if you're a beginner, you should only use them to build your confidence levels up.

They are perfect for opening a girl and leaving on a positive vibe, without placing too much pressure on yourself to get the number.

Making her smile is a good start.

The reason they aren't great for getting the number is because you need conversational skills to take things from "cute" to "sexual".

Warning: Some women are very sensitive, so these lines might come across as insults or you trying to be creepy. Practice them and always smile (in a non-creepy way) to show that you're just teasing.

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