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If you prefer to read a book rather than go to the movies or know that the capital city of Australia is, in fact, Canberra and NOT what most people think (Syndey).
Then you’re probably a nerd, and these nerdy pick up lines are perfect for you.
If you’re a REAL nerd, you probably won’t be using these on real life women anyway, so nothing to worry about ;)
Note: These are designed to work on dorky women or those with a good sense of humor.
Imagine this scenario.
You're standing in line waiting to get into a furry convention. No wait, scrap that.
You're in line at Comicon. Ready to see every type of superhero that exists.
The line is long and you're hungry, but hang on, what's that... a stunningly beautiful geeky girl walks past you. She's the perfect amount of sexy and cute, you NEED to talk to her.
You summon the geek gods and ask them to give you enough confidence to say something to her.
Your prayers have been answered and as you tap her shoulder, you both lock eyes...
"Hey, you must be Windows 95, because you've got me feeling so unstable, I might blue screen".
Looking confused she says "Errr, ok dude" and walks away.
You're left standing there, not knowing how you had the courage to talk to this goddess or why she didn't immediately jump on you and start kissing your spotty face.
Because... this is reality bro.
Maybe next time just ask her name?
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