Smooth Pick Up Lines
In your head, you imagine yourself casually walking over to a girl and saying the coolest line that she instantly laughs at, followed by her throwing herself at you and begging you to take her home.
Probably not going to happen, but these smooth lines might get you a laugh or two.
Side note: Smooth one-liners are a little more complicated because they require you to be aware of your surroundings, rather than relying on a prescribed phrase.
What's in this Guide
Imagine this scenario:
It's a hot summers day in London, you're feeling happy so you grab yourself a lunchtime beer on sit down in the park.
Half way through your beverage, you spot a girl sitting alone, sunbathing and reading a book.
Full of dutch courage and feeling smooth AF, you decide to go over to her and use a line.
"Excuse me..." You say, bending down on one need so she can see you better.
"Can you help me, I seem to have scraped my knee [point down to your leg] falling for you, do you have a plaster/bandaid?"
At this point, your smooth words will enter her brain and she will be frozen in time, trying to process such a masterful chat up line.
"Hahaha, very cute. Good one" she says, adjusting her body language and sitting up.
"Hey, I'm Dave... nice to meet you".
The line worked, you're in.
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