Tinder Pick Up Lines
Having trouble getting any replies to your cut and paste "Hey, how's it going?" opening line on Tinder?
I wonder why.
Use these Tinder pick up lines to get a response every time, without fail. These are 100% fail-proof.
Note: Aggressive openers work on the girls who are ready to bang, which is about 20%. Helps way more if you're attractive and/or have a great body (i.e. a six-pack).
What's in this Guide
You're sitting on the sofa in your pants, eating a slice of pizza and sipping on a cold one.
One eye is on the TV and the other is on Tinder, as you swipe right for the 100th time that night.
No matches in 24 hours... damn that sucks.
Then all of a sudden... YOU HAVE A MATCH.
As you sit up and wipe the pizza dust from your chest, you swipe to your messages and see the match.
Kelly, 1 mile away.
Sexy, VERY SEXY.
Let's not screw this up.
You being typing....
"Kelly, your face says innocent, but I need to tell you a secret... that body is saying something completely different"
Seconds later, you see those floating bouncing bubbles.
"Haha! Oh reaaalllly? What's my body saying then?"
That's it, she's HOOKED!
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