XXXMatch.com Review: My Personal Experiment And An Unexpected Threesome

This is an honest xxxmatch.com review, based on a personal experiment of mine which involved the top 5 adult dating sites online. The aim was to see if any of these sites could actually get me laid or if they were all B.S.

So many women it’s nuts… all very horny and eager to meet.

Quick XXXMatch.com Review (4/5)

There are a vast amount of women on this site, who are VERY active. You can actually see if the girl is online or not and start chatting with them straightaway, which to me was a really cool feature.

I played around with every possible feature I could to get the full picture of how good the service was. Searching for girls was pretty easy although it did return a few of the same girls for different searches.

After 1 week of testing, I spoke to 11 girls in total (there are millions of users, so that’s why the number was so high) of which 90% were hot, the rest were OK to not so great.

Overall I really liked XXX Match and thought the amount of women to choose from was awesome, the site felt a little clunky at times but that’s my only concern, so I got the girls onto Skype as soon as possible.

  • Number of women: 5/5
  • Quality of women: 4/5
  • Features: 4/5
  • Ease of use: 3/5
  • Price: 5/5

In-Depth XXX Match Review

Here’s the sexy french girl… one of her profile pics.

Just like every adult site I’ve been signing up to, I’ve used the adult dating guide to help me setup my account properly and I advise you to do the same.

The Search

After uploading about 6 of my best photos, filling in the profile with some awesome stuff about me and getting the account looking sweet, I started searching… like a madman.

The results were promising to begin with, tons of girls in my area (central London) and most were really hot.

I did see a few of the same girls popup for different searches, but I was happy with the number of women so that didn’t matter too much.

Throwing Out The Bait

I contacted 34 women in total and created bespoke message for all of them, which took 2h and 34m in total (yes I timed it). The idea for me wasn’t to be contacting this many women every day, it was to get off to a big start with a bunch of girls I liked and then seeing which ones took the bait.

What’s the bait I hear you say? Well I basically followed an exact formula for each girl (which is in the dating guide) and just sat back to see what the response was.

Out of the 34 women I messaged, I got… wait for it… 21 respond, which is just over a 70% hit rate. Not bad right?

I did the usual and created a spreadsheet so I could keep track of the responses etc. Then I got to work massaging them through XXX Match over the next 2 to 3 days…

Building Rapport

Out of the 21 girls, I naturally grew fond of a selection, which in my case was 5. These girls were VERY eager to speak to me and see me in person, so I just basically picked the low hanging fruit from the bunch.

If I wanted to spend more time on this, I would have contacted them all over several weeks, but for the purpose of the experiment I chose to just contact a handful.

I contact all 5 of them on Skype, started with messaging… then called them to build some more rapport and really create a connection so they would meet with me in person.

Meetups

At this point it was a Thursday evening and I wanted to fit as many girls as I could in over the weekend. So I decided to meet one on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night then I’d arrange to meet the other two mid week.

Each girl was really different… I had one from Sweden (Nola) one from Dubai (Adara) and one from France (Agnes) who were all staying in London at the time.

A little more about the girls:

Nola – A very slim blonde nanny (with huge natural DD boobs) looking after a rich family’s kids for 6 months, very horny… doesn’t have many friends in London and has the house to herself 4 times a week (bingo).

Adara – A tall sexy and intense dark haired girl, she came across as very serious when I first met her, she’s in London for studies and actually comes from a wealthy family. Her body was incredible, she said that she goes to the gym every day, so it showed.

Agnes – Soooooo sexy, she was a 5ft 3” bundle of hotness. Beautiful green eyes, amazing bum and perky breasts. Every time I looked at her I wanted to kiss her, so damn hot. She was also studying in London for 12 months and wanting to become a lawyer which was cool.

Where I met them….

I met them all at a bar near Charing cross station which is the same place I meet all my girls, just because it’s very central and easy to get to…. and get back to mine from ;)

Getting laid

One of the Swedish girls I had…

Warning: This is pretty long… I told you this was a legit XXX Match site review :)

I met with Agnes the French girl on the Friday… her last text message to me before I met her was:

“Hey sexy, kept looking at your picture all night last night and playing with myself, I couldn’t help it… can’t wait to meet you xxxx”

So obviously I was excited.

I met her outside the regular bar, she got me hard the moment I hugged her. We went inside, got a drink and within 15 minutes headed back out and jumped in a taxi together… the sexual tension was nuts, I’ve never experienced anything like it before.

Got her home, smashed the sh*t out of her for 3 hours and she left. We arranged to meet up the same time next week… can you say f**k buddy?! Yeaaaaahhhh boy!

….Saturday night came around and I was meeting Adara the serious Arabic girl. We met outside the station this time and walked to the bar, she seemed a little distant when I met her so I had to crack a few jokes to lighten up the mood a little.

We went into the bar, grabbed a couple of drinks and sat in the comfy area right next to each other. After about 25 minutes and two drinks later, she finally started to losen up and she actually got really naughty.

She said that she’s always been very sexual but couldn’t be her true self in Dubai because of the culture, which is why she moved to London. I ask her about her fantasies and the inner freak just busted out, it was crazy.

She said she’d always wanted to suck a guys dick in the toilets… so I said well nows you’re chance.

We both headed down to the toilets, she sneaked in the mens and got on her knees straight away. I could see she was REALLY turned on by the whole situation, it was awesome.

After I shot my load in her mouth, we headed back upstairs and I suggested we head back to mine, which she agreed to.

15 minutes later we were back at mine get jiggy.

2 down 1 to go!

Sunday night came around, I was genuinely drained by now, I’m not even joking. But I wanted to meet with the last girl because she was so freakin hot, plus I’ve heard the Swedish girls are very sexual, so needed to see for myself.

We both agreed to meet at my usual meeting spot at 8pm.

It was about 7:20pm and I was just about to head out the door when I got a text from her. It said…

“Hey Fletcher, I’m really nervous about meeting you… never done this before, do you mind if I bring a friend? xxx”

To which I replied..

“Erm, sure ok. As long as it’s not a guy… no offence but I’m not into men :)”

She then said:

“Haha, no it’s a girl… see you at 8 x”

That’s never happened to me before, but what the heck I’ll go along with it.

So I got to the station… no sign of her. I waited for 10 minutes, then I get a tap on the shoulder… (are you Fletcher?) I turn around and my mouth just hits the floor.

Two stunning 5ft 9” blonde chicks with the biggest tits I’ve ever seen standing in front of me.

I gave them both a kiss, she introduced me to her only Swedish friend who was also a nanny…. and we headed to the bar for drinks.

Long story short and far too many drinks later the once nervous Nola says to me…

“Fletcher, I’m glad we met, you’re very funny. We both like you a lot”.

I said… “aww, that’s sweet. It’s been cool meeting you both, but I have to know because it’s getting late… what do you want to do?”

Then something happened which blew my mind…

They both look at each other and her friend says… “we both want to go home with you”.

Again my mouth drops and I try to stay cool.

“Erm, ok… errrr…cool…err… let’s go then”.

I grabbed my jacket, hurried them out there door and got a taxi just outside.

20 minutes later, we are all back at mine drinking some wine in the front room… music is on, lights are dimmed and I just said “So let’s get comfortable then…”.

I kissed Nola first and then her friend… then lead them both up to my room. We all got undressed, jumped into bed and… had sex, it was so surreal I couldn’t believe it was happening.

At one point they were both giving me head and it felt like I was in a porno, just crazy.

Pros (What’s Real Good)

  • Number of women – So many girls in my area it was actually overwhelming, I felt like Willy Wonka.
  • Quality of women – Ok so there wasn’t as many hot girls as Just Hookup but there were a lot that were pretty damn cute.
  • Chat feature – You can see who’s online and start chatting to them without sending a message which is pretty cool.

Cons (What’s Real Bad)

  • Search features – I think they need to work on enhancing this as it feels a little old and it’s quite slow.

Final Thoughts

When I started this XXXMatch review I really didn’t think I’d be having a threesome with two stunning Swedish blondes, but it really happened. So would I recommend this site to you?

Hell f*cking yes!

So that’s it, my honest XXXMatch.com review in full, hope you liked it.

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