How To Eat Pussy Like A Champ In 5 Simple Steps: These Pussy Licking Tips Will Give Your Girl Powerful Orgasms

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A complete guide to eating pussy.

No matter how old you are, you can always learn a thing or two when it comes to sex. More specifically, oral sex. Today I’m going to show you how to lick pussy like a true champion.

By the time you’re done with her vagina. She will be unable to walk, talk or function like a normal human being for at least 30 minutes after.

So listen up, because these oral techniques are boom diggity.

Quick note: If you’re struggling to get your girl to orgasm and you’re in need of desperate help, then you need to read this. You won’t regret it.

Below you will find a set of instructions followed by some useful pussy eating tips. I suggest you read both multiple times and practice as much as you can:

How Her Vagina Works (IMPORTANT)

Before we get into the specifics, we first need to go over the important stuff that you probably missed in school because you giggled so much. That is the anatomy of the female vagina. Once you understand how each part works, it will be easier for you to make her orgasm and not fumble around like a moron.

Illustration of a female vagina showing each part.

Everything you need to know about her pussy.

Let’s get into it:

  • Clitoral hood (A) – The hood or prepuce slightly covers the clit, protecting it. Just the same as a foreskin does for the penis. Without it, the clit would lose its sensitivity over time. When your girl gets aroused, the hood can actually retract, exposing the clit.
  • Clitoris (B) – This tiny (or in some cases big) stub is the most crucial part of eating pussy and will be your main focus throughout. The clitoral glans is located near the top of the vulva and is very sensitive.
  • Labia Majora (C) – Known as vagina padding or the outer lips. The labia majora is the fattier skin folds on the outside of the vulva. They also swell during sex and change to a darker colour, which is known as vasocongestion.
  • Labia Minora (D) – These are the smaller, hairless skin folds inside the labia majora. Although they help shield the vaginal opening, they are also incredibly sensitive. They also called “pussy lips” by most people and come in various shapes, sizes and colours.
  • Urethral Opening (E) – Put simply, it’s her pee hole. Good to know so don’t confuse it with something else (even though it’s almost impossible to see), but not needed at all for oral sex.
  • Vagina or pussy (F) – The vaginal opening is essentially the entrance to the vaginal canal and where you stick your cock when you’re having sex. You’ll be inserting your fingers in the vagina later on.
  • Anus or butt hole (G) – Does your girl like anilingus? Then she’s a freak! The anus actually has a ton of nerve endings that can also be stimulated during oral sex. So if she’s into butt stuff then technique #5 give her what she wants.
Video of a girl squirting.

If you REALLY want your girl to squirt, then you need to watch this!

2 Crucial Focus Areas to Stimulate

With the anatomy covered, you need to know the two most important areas that need stimulation from your fingers:

  • G-spot – Positioned on the inside wall of her vagina, specifically near the front. The g-spot is super easy to find and is about half a knuckle deep from the vaginal opening. It feels like a ribbed nubbin but is soft to touch and when touched properly, it will make her feel intense orgasms.
  • A-spot – This particular spot is deep inside her butt on the upper front part of the vaginal wall, near the cervix. It’s not recommended that you use fingers, as it’s so far up. But vibrators can really help to hit the spot.

Ok, that’s the basics covered. Here’s exactly how to eat her pussy, step by step:

Make sure she’s comfortable

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Comfort is very important for all women. Make her feel like she’s all that matters.

Women want to feel comfortable, secure and wanted. When you can make her feel those things in your presence, she’ll be able to cum a lot quicker. So don’t put too much pressure on her to climax.

The environment you’re in has a huge impact on whether she will be able to fully relax and let go. If you’re at her place, then all you need to do is be gentle and caring because the surroundings are familiar.

If however, you’re in your home/apartment, then you need to work a little more to make her feel happy and safe. Get the mood lighting right, check the temperature of the room is neutral, your bed sheets should be clean, alcohol can be a great relaxant and maybe even a few candles (women love candles).

Music is POWERFUL also, so use it to your advantage. Find some chill out music on Spotify or YouTube and let it run in the background to give a relaxed vibe in the room.

Everything above is basic I know, but you’d be shocked at just how many men have problems keeping their home inviting to women.

Turn Her On, Build Up The Tension

Illustration of a speed dial.

Think dial, not switch when sexual arousal is concerned.

I’ve said this time and time again. Women are like dials, not switches. You need to turn them on and gradually let the tension build until she’s super horny. So before you can even go down on her, turn her on.

There are several ways to turn a girl on which I won’t go into detail here. But some general tips would be; kiss her neck, grab her bum, slowly undress her, suck on her nipples, rub her pussy whilst her knickers are still on, talk dirty to her.

Foreplay might seem like a chore, but I can assure you, the better you get at foreplay, the easier it will be to get her to cum from oral.

Suck, Lick, Rub, Blow

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The magical formula for getting her to orgasm. Hint… use your tongue as a tool.

Sucking her clit immediately is a bad move. This is a mistake a lot of guys make. You need to build up to the clit and then stay there until she orgasms, but don’t jump straight to it. Think of it as the final piece of the puzzle.

Kiss around her vagina first, inner thighs are a great erogenous zone. Stop over her vagina and breathe slowly, so she can feel your warm breath. This will increase her anticipation.

Note: If you want to become a pro in the bedroom and make your girl cum more than she’s ever done before. Use this trick.

Begin slowly licking the labia minora (lips) for a minute or so. She should be groaning, wriggling and grabbing your hair. Listen to her body language if she’s not telling you what she wants verbally (which most women won’t).

After a few minutes, then start sucking her clit. Use your tongue to softly kiss her clitoris, lick it and suck on it. You need to lubricate that little wondrous marble and make her feel like you don’t care about anything else other making her cum.

Now things are in full swing and she should be on her way to orgasming. Don’t stop there though, move back down to her lips, let your saliva and her pussy juice make a slippery lube for her pussy.

Don’t you dare stop, dammit

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The golden rule to eating girls out.

There will be two types of communication from your girl during your oral session that shows she’s getting close to climaxing. Verbal and nonverbal. However non-verbal will be the most prominent.

When she squirms, bites her lip, moans, groans, grabs your head, moves her hips, grabs the bed sheets, says things like “fuuuuuck”, that means you keep doing what you’re doing and DO NOT STOP, that means she’s getting close to an orgasm.

Also, stay at the same speed/rhythm. You don’t need to go super fast or slow, just keep the same pace until she cums. If you change things up, she’ll find it harder to climax.

Use a finger (or two) if you want

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Always use your fingers when eating a girl out.

The mouth isn’t your only tool. You could and should use a finger, heck, use two fingers. Whilst your mouth is on her clit, insert your index finger and slowly slide it into her vagina, use the backwards stroking method to stimulate her g-spot (also used when trying to make a girl squirt).

See what’s happening here? You’re stimulating her clit and her g-spot like some sort of cunnilingus mouth wizard. She will be gasping for air at this point because it feels so freakin good.

If you feel like making your girl squirm even more. Use two fingers!

So that’s it. Clear instructions on how to eat that pussy correctly.

Now onto the positions…

3 Popular Pussy Licking Positions

These are the most popular oral sex positions that if done correctly, should drive your girl bonkers. Just remember to keep the same consistent movements with your mouth and tongue.

  • Position 1 – Sit on my face – Feeling a bit daring? Ask her to sit on your face, while you cup her clit with your mouth and tongue. This will get her seriously turned on as she can control the hip movements. Strap yourself in, it can get a bit wild.
  • Position 2 – On all fours – Get her on all fours and lick her pussy whilst you’re on all fours also. This will definitely feel kinkier than the normal position, so should turn her on even more. But it’s quite hard to do, as your neck will ache.
  • Position 3 – The old fashioned way – If you like your oral to be old school, then just keep her laying in the missionary position and go to town on her puss. Keep your hands on her hips and occasionally massage her breasts as you lick her out.

Now let’s look at some useful tips you should be taking note of, to further make your girl understand she’s dealing with a bedroom ninja.

4 Quick Tips For Better Cunnilingus

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Mastery level pussy licking tips.

  • Be clean shaven or go full bush – Short stubble HURTS women. Imagine your girl tugging your plonker off with sandpaper, that’s how it feels when you lick her out and your chin is stubbly. It’s going to really scratch and burns. So either be clean shaven or let the beard grow so it’s soft.
  • Make sure your hands are warm – Warm hands are essential. There’s nothing worse than cold hands touching your private parts. It kills the mood.
  • Tell her you love her pussy (taste/smell/visual) – Women adore hearing that they have a pretty pussy, that it smells good, that she tastes amazing, it turns them on and makes them feel sexy. So do just that, but don’t over do it. Once or twice is fine.
  • Ask her what she likes most – This should go without saying, but, all women are different! Dun dun duuuuun. Ask what she wants and do that, simple. If she’s shy, just start and pay attention to her body language.

Here are some other useful tips.

Pussy licking checklist (for men with no time)

If you’re short on time, just use the following checklist as often as you can and trust me when I say… this is the best advice you will get on eating pussy.

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Use this pussy eating checklist every time you lick a girls vagina.

Pussy Licking FAQ’s

What is a vagina supposed to smell like?

This is a very broad question. It ranges based on the girl and multiple factors, such as how hygienic she is, what lotion she uses if she’s just coming off her period, if she’s sweating from a night out, etc.

So the short answer is… it’s not supposed to smell of anything in particular.

Do women like their pussies being licked?

Most do yes. But every woman is different, so you need to either ask them or just go down on them and see if they say no.

I hate eating pussy, do I have to?

Nope. It’s up to you. But it will improve your girl’s sex life and in turn, will improve yours. You should learn to love it. Don’t make it look like you hate it or it’s a chore, that’s a huge turn-off for her.

Can I use sex toys whilst licking?

Sure, experiment with certain sex toys and see what she likes. Ask her if she has any suggestions and give them a go.

My girl doesn’t like her vagina licked, what gives?

Some girls don’t, either because they are insecure about their vagina or they haven’t had a good experience with oral before so just shy away from it. Ease her into it slowly and show her what she’s missing.

I can’t find the clit, where is it?

Some women have extra small clits, but it doesn’t mean she hasn’t got one. As long as you’re arousing her and licking or massing the area as described in the anatomy diagram above, then you’ll be stimulating her clit. So don’t worry.

How To Eat Pussy: Conclusion

Whether you like it or not, eating pussy will be something that you’ll just have to learn to love, if you want a great sex life. If you find the idea of licking her out completely disgusting, then you need to find a girl that doesn’t mind not receiving oral.

Not impossible, but very hard.

We live in a fickle dating society in the West, so you can be easily replaced by some young buck who is eager to lick her puss or even an older guy with clit licking skills he’s mastered over several years.

Let’s recap on how you should be eating a woman’s pussy the next time you find yourself in bed but naked:

  1. Get her comfortable and happy
  2. Turn her on slowly and build up the sexual tension
  3. Kiss her body from head to toe. Slowly move to her inner thighs
  4. Lick her pussy lips (outside first, then inside)
  5. Cup her clit with your mouth and suck consistently
  6. Keep up the same rhythm and momentum
  7. Insert a finger or two to emulate penetration
  8. Rub her g-spot and/or a-spot
  9. Clean the bedsheets… they’re probably messy

Good luck young pussy licker.

Quick note: If you’re struggling to get your girl to orgasm and you’re in need of desperate help the next time you’re in between the sheets, then you need to watch the video below. You won’t regret it.

Video of a girls vagina.

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Comments

  1. Awesome article..lots of tips..can”t wait to try them out..now, all l need is..a woman!

  2. I love tongue fucking wet juicy pussy especially when she is wearing something slutty mini skirt so can rip her k knickers off easier to bend her over and get kept her from behind with a little short mini skirt on you can do a lot more than just lick her pussy

  3. Paolo Camacho says

    If my boyfriend is ass at giving head I’m blaming this article.

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