Pick Up Lines


This is a complete list of the best pick up lines that work every time you use them (well almost).

If you’re looking to make someone:

  • Laugh uncontrollably
  • Cringe with embarrassment
  • Or just make them feel good about themselves

Then you’re going to love this list of the funniest, cheesiest and smoothest pickup lines ever to have been thought up.

Let’s do this!

Pick Up Lines

What's in this Guide

Chapter 1

What are Pickup Lines?

They are basically one phrase that you can use to initiate a conversation and cause a certain feeling in a person.

So, for example, you might want to chat with a girl at the bar.

But there’s a problem.

You have no idea what to say.

That’s when having a ready-made phrase to say, is an excellent icebreaker. It shows that you’re confident enough to approach her, and you have a sense of humour (the vital part).

What is it that girls love in a man aside from confidence?


Sure, you could just go over and say hello, but dozens of guys have probably already done that, so your chances of getting rejected are high.

A simple pick up line, executed confidently will make her:

  • Laugh (perfect for making a great first impression)
  • Like you (the faster you gain someone’s trust, the better)
  • Intrigued (giving you a chance to continue talking)

Breaking the ice as it’s known to most people is, without a doubt, the hardest part. So why not make that easier on yourself. Who knows, it might even be love at first sight.

Do Chat up Lines Actually Work?

Yes and no.

There’s a misconception that by using a line, a girl is going to be so turned on that she pulls down her panties instantly.

Sadly, that’s not the case.

Chat up lines will help you to initiate conversation and block your mind from thinking of reasons not to approach someone.

They won’t magically trick a girls mind into liking you.

Having said that. If you’re confident in your approach and use a one-liner with conviction.

It will work.

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How to Create Your Own Pick up Line

Having a pre-scripted line is excellent.

It removes the stress of thinking about what to say to start a conversation.

But odds are, the girl you’re going to use it on has already heard that line before (maybe even more than once).

That not only makes you sound robotic and unoriginal and it also gives a bad first impression.

So what’s the solution?

Well, you can create your own.

Here’s a simple formula you can use:

(O)bservation + (S)ituation + (I)ntrigue/(H)umour + (D)elivery = UPUL

Let’s break this formula down.

  • Observation is simply you observing the environment you’re in and the person (target) you want to talk to and tailoring something to them.
  • The situation means you’re using the right line for the right environment. You don’t want to use a sexual line if you’re approaching a girl during the day in a crowded coffee shop. That would be weird.
  • Intrigue and/or humour means you must make the other person curious to hear what you have to say next or laugh (preferably both). Why? Both of these feelings cause that person to like you and want to interact.
  • Delivery is the most crucial part. If you deliver the line without confidence or conviction, you’re finished.

Here’s an example of the formula in action.

Imagine this scenario:

You’re walking through the park on your lunch break, looking for a place to eat your food.

In front of you sits a cute girl, alone, reading a book with glasses on.

Now you’ve observed she’s alone and reading a book, plus she’s wearing glasses.

It’s also during the day, in a park. So the situation is covered.

So you could mention something about her book, the fact she’s wearing glasses and she’s in a park alone reading.

How about something like this?

“Hey, sorry I don’t mean to be rude, but this is a pretty weird place to be reading 50 shades of grey don’t you think?”

Or maybe…

“With glasses like those, you must be a Harry Potter superfan. Am I right?”

All you need to do is make sure you deliver those lines with absolute confidence, and they will work.

What's the Best Pick up Line?

Honestly? It’s as simple as this.

Walk up to a girl with your hand out and say “Hey, I’m [NAME]”, while semi-smiling.

The trick to making this work is by having unshakeable confidence. It works because it’s direct, there’s no fluff or try-hard nonsense.

Make sure you don’t smile too much as this will seem creepy or like you’re a salesman.

Also, extend your hand normally, like you’re greeting a friend. Not a politicians handshake.

Should You Be Using a Pick up Line?


  • Breaks ground with new conversations
  • Shows your sense of humour
  • Sets the tone of a conversation
  • Makes people laugh (everyone likes to laugh)


  • Can kill the mood depending on the person
  • A bad delivery can be embarrassing
  • Can make you look too "try hard"

Conclusion: What to do Next

So that’s it, every pick up line you will ever need.

A word of advice.

Don’t be the guy that spouts off one line after another in the hope that he gets a quick chuckle. You will almost certainly end up looking like a clown, which is not attractive.

Choose one line from above, practice and master it, so it sounds natural, then use that as your go-to opener.

Oh and one more thing.

Cheesy pick up lines are GREAT at starting a conversation that might not have otherwise started, because you were too scared to say anything. Depending on the line, they can work in almost every area of life. Bottom line is, use them but at your own risk.

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