Cheesy Pick Up Lines
If you want to make someone laugh (or even wince), but in a flirty way of course, then these cheesy pick up lines are for you.
Simple, effective and will almost certainly make someone giggle, if you deliver them in a light-hearted and comical way.
These funny lines range from unbearably corny to playground humour that will have most people chuckling.
What's in this Guide
Here's a line in action:
You're at a bar with your buddy and you spot a woman that's insanely gorgeous, drinking with her equally smoking hot friend.
What do you do?
Grab one of the cheesy pick up lines from above and head over to her.
Note: Remember to always take the environment into consideration first, otherwise you might offend someone and that's like a death sentence these days.
Anyway, you stroll over to her and confidently say:
"Sorry ladies, quick question [lock eyes with the girl you want] blow job or sex on the beach. Pick one... [wait for the awkward pause, then reach over and grab a menu] drinks are on me."
Always finish with a slight smile, that conveys your'e joking, but with a sexual undertone.
If you deliver it properly, they'll burst out laughing.
You could follow up with a simple "I'm [NAME] how's your night going?".
And that's it. You're in!
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