Cheesy Pick Up Lines

If you want to make someone laugh (or even wince), but in a flirty way of course, then these cheesy pick up lines are for you.

Simple, effective and will almost certainly make someone giggle, if you deliver them in a light-hearted and comical way.

These funny lines range from unbearably corny to playground humour that will have most people chuckling.

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Chapter 2

What are Cheesy Pick up Lines?

A cheesy pick up line is a perfect opener for the type of man that is funny by nature and doesn't take himself too seriously.

Women are totally fine with cheesy if it comes with confidence.

Otherwise you just sound like a desperate man, trying anything to get a laugh.

These days people are naturally skeptical about others, so you only have a few seconds to win them over.

If you're a hot girl at the bar, you will be approached by dozens of men throughout the night, so it's important to stand out.

Don't forget, humour is a tool that must be used sparingly.

Cheesy humour should be used even less, because of its ability to make people cringe.

So, deliver the line.

Follow it up with an intro and then get that conversation started!

Let's get on with these lines.

108 Cheesy/Funny Pick up Lines

Here they are, the ultimate list of cheesy pick up lines, that bring the funny. Get ready for a reaction that you've not had before after you use these!

Sure, we're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Do you like science because I've got my Ion you.

Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for an absolute bargain, clothing is 100% off at my place.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of Hydropower? Because dammmmnn girl.

I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I think you're the greatest. [this will get lost on some girls].

I must be a delicate snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you a cake? Because damn girl I want a piece of that.

Are you French? [wait 2 seconds] Cause, Eiffel for you.

There is something wrong with my phone [show it to her with the dial pad]. It doesn't have your number in it [look concerned].

Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us [say meow in a jokey way].

Thank the Lord Jesus I'm wearing these gloves because you are just too hot to handle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice [follow up with cheesy smile].

Remember me? [look enthusiastic to see her] Oh, damn I forgot, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Have you been to the doctors lately? I really think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaamnn guurrrl!

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it! [Sing it in a jingle].

You spend so much time in my mind, I really should charge you rent.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Wow, when God made you, he was showing his skills off.

Did you swallow a whole bunch of magnets? Cause you're very attractive.

Would you grab my arm [hold your arm out] so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

There is something wrong with my phone. Can you please you call it for me to check that it rings?

Are you going to kiss me right now or do I have to lie to my diary again?

Excuse me, I'm new in town and a little lost, could you give me directions to your apartment, please?

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else magically disappears.

I may not be a genie that has magical powers, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Did it hurt? [look at her in a concerned way] When you fell out of heaven?

Nice to meet you [put your hand out], I’m [your name], and you are let me guess... gorgeous!

Roses are red, violets are blue, would it be ok if I came home with you?

If nothing lasts forever, [look at her while placing one hand on your heat] will you be my nothing?

Excuse me, are you lost? Because heaven is a loooonng [exagerate this word] way from here.

I know you're probably pretty busy today, but can you just add me to your to-do list?

Are you seriously religious? Cause you’re actually the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a parking ticket? [Ask the question seriously] Because you’ve got fine written all over you. [Look her up and down comically].

If I had the power to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you are looking right.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

I thought Happiness starts with H. [look serious for a second]. But why does mine start with U?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft, nice to meet you. Can I crash at your place tonight?

What has 40 teeth and holds in the Incredible Hulk? [be dramatic] My zipper [point with both hands to your crotch].

Well, here I am. [Have a cheeky grin on your face] What were your other two wishes?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're definitely a 9... and I'm the 1 you need.

Is it ok if follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. [Be careful of who you say this too!]

Did you hear about the new disease called beautiful? I think you're infected!

Feel my t-shirt, [hold your t-shirt so she can touch it] it’s made of boyfriend material.

Can I take a photo of you? I just need to let Santa know what I want for Christmas.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in the highest tax bracket.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions [point over to somewhere random] to your apartment?

If you were a steak, you would rare, and when I'm finished with you, you'll be well done.

Do you wanna see a portrait of a beautiful person? [hold up a mirror to her face].

Hey [point down] you should tie your shoes! I really don’t want you to fall for anyone else.

Your hand looks heavy. [point at her hand] Here, let me hold it for you.

I’ve been thinking, [really look like you're thinking hard] do your lips taste as good as they look?

Let's play a game. I'll give you a kiss and if you don't like it, you can return it. How's that?

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? [she'll be confused and giggle a this one, also gets her thinking about kissing you].

My mumma thinks I'm homosexual, can you help me prove her wrong? [Have a deadpan expression].

You must be a sneaky ninja because you snuck right into my heart.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

Did your drivers licence get banned for driving all these guys around here crazy?

You have to be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy girl.

Hey there, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Am I in a museum? Because you are really a work of art.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Even if gravity didn't exist, I'd still fall for you.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

Are you from Japan? Because I'm trying to get in Japan-ties.

Is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling the connection.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you a keyboard? Because you are exactly my type.

Is it seriously hot in here, or is it just you?

My doctor says deficient in something called vitamin U.

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

No,I’m not drunk, I’m just completely intoxicated by you.

What does it feel like to be the prettiest girl in the room?

Life without you is like a blunt pencil... [pause for a second and look into her eyes] pointless.

Quick question. Do your legs ache from running through my dreams all night?

If an old fat bearded man puts you in a big red bag at night, don't be scared, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. [Give her a wink].

If you were a library book, I would most certainly check you out

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10, I see!

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

You know what you'd look really beautiful in? My arms.

If I had a beautiful garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together. [Blow her a kiss, in a cheesy way].

Do you think we'd look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your name must be fizzy pop because you're so-da-licious.

If I followed you home tonight, would you keep me?

Good thing I just purchased life insurance, because I saw you and my heart stopped!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you are doing there, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Did you know that when a penguin finds a mate, they stay with them for the rest of their life? What I'm trying to say is, will you be my penguin?

Somebody, please call the cops [raise your voice overdramatically] it’s got to be illegal to look that good! [look her up and down].

I want somebody to look at me the way I look at ice cream.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. Do we have a deal?

My feet are getting cold because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Do you like vegetables? Because I adore you from my head tomatoes.

Pinch me, you’re so beautiful this must be a dream.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything, I'm searching for.

Are you from China by any chance? Because I'm China get your number.

Are you in the mood for Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

Awww, your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Here's a line in action:

You're at a bar with your buddy and you spot a woman that's insanely gorgeous, drinking with her equally smoking hot friend.

What do you do?

Grab one of the cheesy pick up lines from above and head over to her.

Note: Remember to always take the environment into consideration first, otherwise you might offend someone and that's like a death sentence these days.

Anyway, you stroll over to her and confidently say:

"Sorry ladies, quick question [lock eyes with the girl you want] blow job or sex on the beach. Pick one... [wait for the awkward pause, then reach over and grab a menu] drinks are on me."

Always finish with a slight smile, that conveys your'e joking, but with a sexual undertone.

If you deliver it properly, they'll burst out laughing.

You could follow up with a simple "I'm [NAME] how's your night going?".

And that's it. You're in!

Conclusion: What to do Next

Is that enough cheese for you?

Remember these lines are designed to give you a quick fire convo starter. As long as you deliver the line smoothly without any stutters, then you'll almost always get a laugh or a raised smile followed by some head shaking.

If on the other hand you've chosen to use one on a woman without a sense of humour, be prepared for some stone cold responses, maybe even silence.

Who cares if they do respond negatively right? You're just trying to get some laughs.

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