Nerdy Pick Up Lines

If you prefer to read a book rather than go to the movies or know that the capital city of Australia is, in fact, Canberra and NOT what most people think (Syndey).

Then you’re probably a nerd, and these nerdy pick up lines are perfect for you.

If you’re a REAL nerd, you probably won’t be using these on real life women anyway, so nothing to worry about ;)

Note: These are designed to work on dorky women or those with a good sense of humor.

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What's in this Guide

Chapter 7

What are Nerdy Pick up Lines?

You know that feeling you get when you feel as though you just don't fit in?

Like you don't belong with the cool kids, you don't understand the social media nonsense and you really can't mess with the Kardashians?

Well, that usually means you're an outsider. Maybe even a geek or a nerd.

Which is totally fine.

Because there are other people out there just like you and if you use these magical nerdy pick up lines on them, they will most likely fall in love with you on the spot.

Really you say? No of course not you NERD!

But hey, at least they'll give you and the other person a laugh. So use them, spread some giggles.

138 Nerdy Pick up Lines

Here they are, the ultimate list of nerdy pick up lines, ideal for those times when you want to get that geeky girl who's standing in front of you at the comic book store.

You make my software turn into hardware!

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

Need me to unzip your files?

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the one.

Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!

Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.

My favourite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.

You seem to be travelling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

Are you a high test score? Because I just want to take you home and show you to my parents.

Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything, I've been searching for.

If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl @mydreams.com?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

Come to my, and I’ll give you sudo access.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.

You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Want to experience a gamma-ray burst?

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

If I was a drum, I'd let you bang me all day long!

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock if you know what I mean.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

Where's the 'like' button for that smile?

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!

Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can't get past "u."

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker, and I'll bring my stirring rod. You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.

If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

Wanna exchange genetic information with me?

You had me at "Hello World."

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

You totally spiked my traffic.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

You’re more special than relativity.

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.

Are you my homework? Because I’d have to do you hard on my table the whole night.

Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a way bigger CPU.

Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belongs to you.

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo until I Google all over your Facebook?

Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!

You must be a pile of dinosaur bones because I dig you.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces.

Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

I'd switch to emacs for you.

If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long.

You auto-complete me.

You are my density!

Your lab or my lab?

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.

I hope you're an ISO file because I'd like to mount you.

You are the Apple of my iMac.

I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

I lava you! Do you lava me?

You make my dopamine levels go all silly!

My servers never go down... but I do!

If you were an eBay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.

Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.

You’re sweeter than fructose.

Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?

WebMD says your love is contagious.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I must be a diamond now because you just gave me a hardness of 10.

I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I must be using Apple maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

My favourite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

You must be a star because I can't stop orbiting around you.

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

Let's unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

Whenever you and I get together, it's like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.

If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.

Hey, quick question, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

You have a trojan? Hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.

You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?

Go with me right now, and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.

Want to see my Red Hat?

How about we go home, and you handle my exception?

If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

Nice Set of Floppies!

Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?

Your homepage or mine?

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I’ve got my ion you, baby.

Imagine this scenario.

You're standing in line waiting to get into a furry convention. No wait, scrap that.

You're in line at Comicon. Ready to see every type of superhero that exists.

The line is long and you're hungry, but hang on, what's that... a stunningly beautiful geeky girl walks past you. She's the perfect amount of sexy and cute, you NEED to talk to her.

You summon the geek gods and ask them to give you enough confidence to say something to her.

Your prayers have been answered and as you tap her shoulder, you both lock eyes...

"Hey, you must be Windows 95, because you've got me feeling so unstable, I might blue screen".

Looking confused she says "Errr, ok dude" and walks away.

You're left standing there, not knowing how you had the courage to talk to this goddess or why she didn't immediately jump on you and start kissing your spotty face.

Because... this is reality bro.

Maybe next time just ask her name?

Conclusion: What to do Next

If you think for one second that these nerdy pick up lines will get you anything other than a confused look on the other persons face then it's time for a reality check big boy.

Women are emotional creatures.

THEY don't even know why they feel the way they do, so how the hell are you going to figure it out?

The best thing to do is practice this lines for fun, then get back to coding or whatever nerds do.

Be you, never stop being you and one day, a girl who's equally as geeky with play with your joystick. I promise.

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