Tinder Pick Up Lines

Having trouble getting any replies to your cut and paste "Hey, how's it going?" opening line on Tinder?

I wonder why.

Use these Tinder pick up lines to get a response every time, without fail. These are 100% fail-proof.

Note: Aggressive openers work on the girls who are ready to bang, which is about 20%. Helps way more if you're attractive and/or have a great body (i.e. a six-pack).

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Chapter 6

What are Tinder Pick up Lines?

Most guys on Tinder do not stand a chance.

In fact it's been well documented that only 10% of men on the most famous hookup app get laid, the other 90% just get swiped left or unmatched because their game is so weak.

The Tinder pick up lines below will actually give you a fighting chance.

They will show the girls you match with that you DO have game and you're worth a reply.

BUT... even though these one-liners get you in, you still need to get the number and get her out!

93 Tinder Pick up Lines

Here they are, the ultimate list of Tinder pick up lines, that will get you ahead of the 90% of rejected men and help you actually get laid, instead of unmatched for the 10th time in one day!

Girth or length?

Sweet Jesus, the things I'd do to you...

[Name], I finally found you...

Your face says innocent... but that body is telling me something completely different.

After inspecting your photos, I've concluded that you're too much of a good girl for me.

What's a smart, attractive, young... man like myself doing without your number?

Hey, can I get your "up sexy" please?

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

Tinder brought us together for a reason, and that reason is babies.

**Insert number here**

Titanic. That's my icebreaker. What's up?

Your beauty blinded me; I'm going to need your number for insurance reasons.

What's your number? I'll text you on WhatsApp, we can meet this week.

If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Sit on my face, and I will eat my way to your heart.

Hey, I'm at the store now. What do you prefer eggs or pancakes?

If you had to name your noonie after a movie, what would it be called?

Only joking, made you look :)

Your place or mine?

I've had a crush on you for 3.6 years.

Did you fall from heaven, or were you kicked out for being too damn naughty?

Damn! [shakes head in disgust] You're so pretty you actually made me forget my terrible pick-up line.

I've seen you before... you were at the spankathon downtown 2 weeks ago. You are one kinky lady ;)

Roses are red, and so are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips.

Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack. Saved at the last minute!

I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince, and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.

Your eyes say "come to bed", your mouth says "you're not going anywhere big boy."

What would you rather have from me? A) An excellent date (restaurant/movie) B) Deep, intelligent conversations followed by cuddles C) Multiple intense orgasms.

Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!

I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

Hey, what's your WhatsApp/Line/Telegram? I hate texting on Tinder. What's your number? I'm sick of Tinder now.

Are you ready to talk? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.

WhatsApp/Line/Telegram is better, what's your number? I'll add you on there.

I'm sure you get this all the time, but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus.

I know this profile is fake, but can I get the number of the model you used in your pics?

Hey, what's your name? No wait that might be too forward...

What is your dad's number? I need to call him to thank you him for producing that ass.

Sorry, it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

I guarantee you've NEVER had a cuddler like me before. It's ridiculous how good I am.

What do you want more? 1) cuddles 2) a bedtime story 3) some dick

Did you grow up on a farm? You sure know how to raise a cock ;)

I usually go for 8's, but I guess I'll settle for a 10.


My apartment. Tonight. You bring wine. I bring pizza. We both bring the cuddles.

First time on Tinder, I'm confused. Does this mean we are dating now or...?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

Not gonna lie. I swiped for the dog...

You look like a female version of Nicholas Cage.

I lost my number can I borrow yours?

Are you open-minded?

I've been told my fingers are magical...

Game time: What's your wildest fantasy?

Did you know you're the hottest Stacie on Tinder?

Are you a fuzzy bunny?

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

Hey, can I stay at your place tonight? #NoHobo

Hey, are you a good cuddler? I might just let you join my cuddle gang.

Thank God I'm wearing gloves girl or you'd be too hot to handle… DAYMN.

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

Hey, just finished 629 pushups, pretty tired.

Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Maybe you can help a brother out. I forgot my password, and it keeps giving me this hint... "Amanda's phone number". Can you help?

Are you my appendix by any chance? Coz, I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Favourite food when you come home drunk and horny?

How horny are you right now on a scale of 1-10?

That was you, wasn't it? I saw you...

All I'm missing is a little spoon...

Lower your expectations and let's begin.

Nothing fixes a bad day, like seeing a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?

Do you consider yourself a feminist? Why/why not?

Daynmmm gurrrrl. Dat ass though...

Truth or dare?

Stop flirting with me Grace, we've only just met...

We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

On a scale of 1 to America... how free are you tonight?

Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my 32" flat screen mirror?

Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?

There you are! There's a reward for your capture up in heaven ya know.

Photo #2 is the best...

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

I've had a crush on you for at least 3 hours.

Mom? Is that you??

In a little more than 24 hours… I'm getting married.

Kiss me if I'm wrong but, [pause for a moment] isn't your name Alice?

Ok, let's skip the small talk... Are we hooking up tonight or what?

Would you prefer to fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

There must be something wrong with my eyes. They seem to be stuck on you!

Awww, you look so cute. Such a shame that you won't be able to handle this man ;( Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.

Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.

Excuse me; [confused face] I think... you have something in your eye. [linger for a moment] Ah, nope, it's just a sparkle.

You're sitting on the sofa in your pants, eating a slice of pizza and sipping on a cold one.

One eye is on the TV and the other is on Tinder, as you swipe right for the 100th time that night.

No matches in 24 hours... damn that sucks.

Then all of a sudden... YOU HAVE A MATCH.

As you sit up and wipe the pizza dust from your chest, you swipe to your messages and see the match.

Kelly, 1 mile away.


Let's not screw this up.

You being typing....

"Kelly, your face says innocent, but I need to tell you a secret... that body is saying something completely different"


Seconds later, you see those floating bouncing bubbles.

She's replying!

"Haha! Oh reaaalllly? What's my body saying then?"

That's it, she's HOOKED!

Conclusion: What to do Next

Let's be honest.

You want to get laid... right NOW. That's why you downloaded Tinder and swipes right hundreds of times while sitting on the toilet.

But guess what?

You're most likely not going to bang the girls on there that you REALLY want on there.

So you have two options:

1) Settle for scraps

2) Use the chat up lines from above to increase your chances of being noticed.

Or there's a third option...

You can actually delete Tinder and get out of the house.

Approach the first girl you see and speak to her. That's it. Put the phone down dude and get out there!

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