A shit test is something that girls do (usually more so when you first meet them) to see whether you’re man enough for them.
What do I mean by man enough?
I mean to see whether you are the “man” for her or you’re going to crumble like a little bitch.
Girls like to throw out tests or hurdles because they love games, they love it when a guy is chasing them… they crave the drama.
It gives them a sense of power, plus it helps them decide whether you’re the kind of guy they want to sleep with or chuck in the friend zone.
The term “shit test” is a community thing, but it’s something women have been doing for donkey’s years, that has had guys stumped for what to say or how to deal with these tests.
Today I’m going to show you a few common shit tests that I’ve gotten in the past and some I’ve heard my friends get… then I’m going to show you how to bust through them like the hulk biatches!
HOLD ON! If you’re sick of going through real world shit tests, then you should just bypass it and straight for online dating instead. Here’s a guide that will show you how to get ANY girl you want online.
The most common shit tests
You look like you’re a player… are you a player?
Why she said it: Girls don’t like players, so they have to check to see if a guy is a man whore before emotionally investing and possibly getting hurt.
What you need to say/do: “Well, when I am single of course I go out and meet lots of girls but I much prefer being in a relationship and when I have a girlfriend, i treat her well, and am a good boy but yeah when I am single I can be bad.”
How many girls have you slept with?
Why she said it: She’s worried that you’re not going to be faithful.
What you need to say/do: Tell the truth if it’s more than she likely has but less than 15. If more, it’s better not to say anything, so say you don’t count.
Give me your number and I’ll call you
Why she said it: She doesn’t’ trust you, because you haven’t built enough rapport with her yet. But she might still like you, which means you need to work harder.
What you need to say/do: You need to re-engage again with another hook and act like she didn’t just say that. Then after 2 more minutes of speaking, say to her “Ok listen, give me your number I’ll call you now so you have mine and I’ll text you later…”
Why are you talking to me?
Why she said it: She’s being a real ball breaker, this type of girl is approach constantly by men, so you need to be extra smooth with your game.
What you need to say/do: Look her dead in the eyes and say “Because you looked interesting from over there and I wanted to see if your looks matched your personality”.
Sorry I don’t give my number to strangers
Why she said it: She’s playing hard to get.
What you need to say/do: “Yeah I get that, especially in night clubs, but the problem is that most people meet through social circles which means its always the same old people, and most relationships don’t work out… sometimes it’s nice to take a chance… so i guess it comes down to whether you are adventurous or… not.”
“Yeah I get that, and that’s cool actually, because most girls give their number out too easily, so lets add each other on Facebook, keep in touch, and if we feel like meeting sometime, maybe with our friends too, then cool, if not, no biggie.”
How to deal with shit tests
- Be prepared to walk away – Too many guys place women on pedestals and are afraid of losing a girl they’ve been trying to get for a while. This is bullshit, you need to have options and be prepared to walk away if she gives you a shit test that leaves you with no other option.
- Deflect the question or statement – Answering her questions makes her the leader of the conversation and you her bitch, so always try and direct her shit tests, by not answering the questions and deflecting them.
- Re-engage with another hook – After you’ve deflected a question, you should re-engage the conversation with another hook (observational statement) and wait for the next shit test.
What you should never do
- React emotionally – Heard the saying, “don’t react… but adapt”? This is very true, you should never react emotionally and snap at her, she will think you’re a dick and it will ruin any rapport you’ve built up.
- Play into her little game – Women like to be in control, so if you play along with her questions, act needy and answer everything she will have you by the balls. Keep her on her toes and she’ll keep coming back for more.
- Answer her questions directly – Never ever answer the question directly, always answer it with a funny response or don’t answer it at all. UNLESS it’s something totally unexpected, that’s the rule breaker. For example, if she says… “Are you a bad guy?” you say “Yeah sometimes”.
- Act like a needy bitch – Again, neediness will kill your game stone dead, so don’t whatever you do ask needy questions or act needy in any way.
The bottom line is this, you will ALWAYS get shit tests from women. The more you practice dealing with them, the better you will become at making busting through them.
IMPORTANT: I rarely get shit tested these days. Wanna know why? Because I use under the radar attraction techniques that girls can’t resist… for real. But I also take advantage of other tools like online dating, where there isn’t any shit testing. I use the techniques laid out in this guide.
Keep deflecting those shit tests player!